Looks like Steve King ate two servings of high-fructose Crazy for breakfast and then began to indiscriminately kill all the poor animals he could find, with his garden hose and "gig." And in the spirit of ending things with Latin non sequitur-gibberish, rigor mortis = et cetera.
And then in the night he heard a strange, scampering noise. He fearfully lifted his head and saw that his room was filled with moles, but these were huge moles with gleaming eyes and tusks. The eyes were fixed on him and he heard, as if in a dream "HE'S THE ONE". Suddently he screamed and... oh, not that Steve King? My bad.
Drowning and impaling animals! It's getting so that Wonkette is no longer a safe place for a critter to come and rest it's librul hide.
After Congressman King drowned the mole, he was very sorry for what he'd done. He said, "I will place the rainbow in my garden as a convenant between Me and all the moles that I will never drown the vermin again by flood."
.......But you notice he didn't say anything about using the lawnmower on 'em, he he.....
My cat, Aldous Huxley, eradicated our voles in short order. The heads must be the tasty part but it's also filled with Taurine which is an essential amino acid for cats. Vole heads, yummy and good for your cat!
More likely the mole would say "Kill me now, I'd rather die than have to listen to your pretentious bullshit".
And then in the night he heard a strange, scampering noise. He fearfully lifted his head and saw that his room was filled with moles, but these were huge moles with gleaming eyes and tusks. The eyes were fixed on him and he heard, as if in a dream "HE'S THE ONE". Suddently he screamed and... oh, not that Steve King? My bad.
Drowning and impaling animals! It's getting so that Wonkette is no longer a safe place for a critter to come and rest it's librul hide.
After Congressman King drowned the mole, he was very sorry for what he'd done. He said, "I will place the rainbow in my garden as a convenant between Me and all the moles that I will never drown the vermin again by flood."
.......But you notice he didn't say anything about using the lawnmower on 'em, he he.....
Thanks Caveman. Having had pets all my life that picture is all too familiar. Monroe the Rabbit Slayer had similar eating habits.
My cat, Aldous Huxley, eradicated our voles in short order. The heads must be the tasty part but it's also filled with Taurine which is an essential amino acid for cats. Vole heads, yummy and good for your cat!