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The sword fighting would be particularly important.

There can be only one.

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The trick is to just go with the stream of consciousness first draft. Avoid fancy re-writes and skip editing out spelling, grammar and tense errors. Those "errors" are the sign of AUTHENTICITY.

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The list of rightwing comics who are funny is mighty short

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Trae Crowder (The Liberal Redneck) is no relation.

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"Eagle-eyed denizens of 4chan noticed that Podesta seemed to talk about food a lot, particularly pizza, which struck them as odd (apparently none of them had ever met an Italian person before). . . ." https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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"Conservative comedy""Jumbo shrimp""Military intelligence"

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Bet those closets originally had Murphy beds in them.

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OK OT but - pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza. Don't @ me.

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My parents are from India, and I have an Indian name. After so many not-even-trying-level mispronunciations, I had a lot of schadenfreude at that sketch.

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The clip above reminded me of those wacky weekday morning radio shows, except only the hosts found anything funny about their bigoted speech.

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Trae Crowder must loathe sharing this wingnut's last name.

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Looks like you picked the wrong decade to stop dropping acid.

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We tossed a particularly problematic security recorder off the roof of an eight story office building one time. We were aiming for the dumpster, but didn't quite make it . . .

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David Letterman? Is that you?

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WASHINGTON (AP) -- Beto O'Rourke wins Democratic nomination for governor in Texas primary election.

https://twitter.com/BetoORo...

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I'm a part of Clan Buchannan. The 1990s were not fun for my kind. Thanks Pat!

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