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Yep, I'd be fine with someone making a joke about raping and murdering my mom, as long as it's actually funny. This was simply not funny.

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"Once you've seen one woman naked, you wanna see the rest of 'em naked..."

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Judges would also have accepted "What" because of obvious lack of humanity.

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Judging from the expression in the photograph, he actually did remove his head, from his ass, and it isn't clear what they replaced it with, though a cantaloupe appears to be a pretty good guess.

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What is this obsession with Mitch McConnell and rape?

Now THAT is unnerving.

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You're confusing it with Tentaculum?

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gotta be nicer than Crowder's

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Also, when he says she "just tweeted" about rape, what he means is that <em>well over two years ago</em> a lengthy excerpt of her travel diary was posted on HuffPo, in which she explicitly discussed how much the electronics in her possession at the time were part of the problem.

So far this month, she has tweeted 0 explicit references to rape, 1 reference to sex slavery, 1 reference to VAWA re-authorization, 2 references to national pie day, 11 references to college basketball, and a whole bunch of references to DWTS.

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Repubicans and their cohorts can keep talking about rape, but women have a way to shut that whole thing down. With votes.

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Already has him holding a phallic object in his hand approaching his wide open mouth. So what's to photoshop?

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<blockquote>I am financing mass rape as I enjoy these ridiculously Global North ultra-efficiencies and conveniences, for large scale rape is the preferred predation mining interests use to humiliate and terrify local populations, in order to control resource areas. </blockquote>

Crowder mischaracterizes:

- When Judd wrote what she wrote - The tool she used to write it - The medium through which it was published - The length of her piece - What her actual claim was - Whether she was self-aware in her statement

That's an average of one mischaracterization per sentence, despite the fact that two of his sentences were only three words, and one of those wasn't technically a sentence.

It's pretty depressing that this is the level a Republican now has to fall to before the profundity of their dishonesty becomes noteworthy.

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OMG. I just checked his bio. He was the Brain on Arthur.

And Canada takes no credit for him. Born in Detroit. I don't care where he was raised.

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Yes, there is only room for one Ben Mulroney.

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right?

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He didn't HAVE to blow anyone, but he did anyway...

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..."Baseball Boy #1"? I wonder in what section of the porno store you would find that?!

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