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schmannity's avatar

Well thought out. You sure it's not the nipples?

bobbert's avatar

The only point of your analysis with which I disagree is that if KJBH had the guts to invade the ROK, the RWNJs would pretty quickly have to settle for groveling before the <i>memory</i> of his mighty power.

bobbert's avatar

Um, actually I think Obama being black (and a Democrat) pretty well covers it. "Politics ends at the water's edge" has only ever really been true when the Prez is a Republican.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

for most of the right it's a combination of hating Nobama and the blind authoritarianism and cowardice that He_Who_Abides covers rather well above. For Seagal, it's mostly a matter of him being BFF's with Russian arms dealers

bobbert's avatar

Even a New Berlin. (WI)

EDIT: Pronounced "New BER-lin", because Victory Cabbage or something.

chascates's avatar

Chuck Norris better be starring in this picture.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Chuck Norris thinks the Crimea is too small to bother with.

schmannity's avatar

A Republican enamored of Putin. Go and figure.

Fartknocker's avatar

This dildo obviously obtained his diplomatic training from Dennis Rodman. This is the same fuckwit that killed a 11 month old puppy in one of Joe AARPiehole's raid on supposed cock fighting operation for a tee-vee show.

PubOption's avatar

Can we sentence Ted Cruz to twenty years of boredom, for trying to change the system from within?

Vienna Woods's avatar

You tried that once before, and used the "lots of Americans living there" reason too. It didn't work. Queenston Heights and Lundy's Lane, baby.