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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Hot take: Yes, little white children should feel bad about the bad things their ancestors did in the name of white supremacy. Because maybe then they will *learn from goddam history and not do those things again*, mmkay?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Meany Meaningtons is scraping the bottom of the barrel, except with Rape-uglicans, there is no bottom.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

also, you just know some PAC or politician is buying this by the carton with the idea of forcing it to be carried in all school libraries - failing upwards, its what made amerikka mediocre

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"M"'s avatar

Don't let Hogsbreath know about it

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

“Meany Meaningtons” - gives Boaty McBoatFace a bad name - at least that was purely for piss taking and not a serious attempt at literature

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

I can't wait for Peters' next book, about a little white mouse that gets arrested in a beer haul putsch and then writes about his struggles to overcome the liberal and Jewish mice that are trying to destroy his fatherland.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I guess he would have run into legal issues if he'd titled his book, "It's Not Easy Being White."

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Wowdad's avatar

ICE is rounding up brown people for export. Stew should write a kid's book about that.

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underwriter505's avatar

I don't generally mention it , but I always cringe when I hear people quote Shakespeare but assume he used the word "protest" in to modern sense of "to voice objection." In his day it meant more like "to put forward a proposition." The "lady" whom Hamlet's mother said "protested too much" was not objecting to anything - rather, she was an actress fawning over the actor playing her husband like a teen screaming at a rock concert in the sixties.

Now this guy - and this book - he's protesting too much.

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Ms.Gyspy's avatar

I'm pretty sure that this blob of flesh considers Christianity to be a big part of "white culture." Just in case anybody was wondering...

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

I’m surprised Stew didn’t mention Michael Jackson on the topic of whiteness

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John Ranta's avatar

Wouldn’t Aryana Grand Wizard be a better protagonist?

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Eric Paul Jacobsen's avatar

Works like this belong in the "White Supremacy Curriculum with Plausible Deniability (TM)."

The hardest part about this curriculum is, of course, the "Plausible Deniability" part, but when your targets are either stupid (your customers) or pretending to be stupid (MAGA judges), it's actually not so hard.

*** *** ***

These are the elements of plausible deniability for every discriminating modern White Nationalist.

1. I am not a racist. If you say that I am a racist, YOU are the racist.

2. Racism does not exist, except in the minds of racists.

3. Ignorance is innocence. If I am not aware that I am discriminating against anybody, then I am not guilty of discriminating against anybody. Thus, if you accuse me of discriminating, then YOU are discriminating against ME.

4. I oppose affirmative action and I oppose Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion because I believe in MERITOCRACY. I don't discriminate against non-Whites because of their skin, but because they have no merit. I don't prefer Whites because of their skin, but because they have merit. I don't see skin color. I only see the content of everybody's character. And I can see it at a glance. How DARE you call me "prejudiced"! I am NOT prejudiced. YOU are prejudiced. You are prejudiced against people who can make totally objective, merit-based judgements FASTER than you. Because you are JEALOUS of us.

5. It is WRONG to try to make me believe that for five hundred years, White people have used their own preference for Whiteness to excuse massive DECEIT and VIOLENCE up to and including GENOCIDE against non-White people. I don't care how many facts are on your side. If you say that I am prejudiced, you violate Rule Four. If you threaten my innocence, you violate Rule Three. If you try to show me evidence for real-existing racism in the world, you violate Rule Two. And by implying that I am a racist, you violate Rule One, which proves, to me, that YOU ARE A RACIST.

6. And just so we're clear: Your inability to get through to me is not proof that I am an imbecile. It is proof that YOU ARE WRONG.

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

"Being white" is skippy's only talent...

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

But he still tries to cover it up!

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Vic's avatar

Stew is in the correct party for his background and upbringing. From Wikipedia:

Early life and education

Peters grew up in Minnesota. Initially, Peters thought he would become a police officer or an entertainer during high school.[16] As a teenager, Peters was convicted for stealing stereo equipment from a RadioShack he worked at.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And Radio Shack would still be a viable entity with stores in every mall and strip center in America if not for Peters' rampant criminality.

Lazy, shiftless white people ruin everything for everybody.

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John Ranta's avatar

So he's a thief AND a terrible audiophile…

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Charles in San Diego's avatar

Heh. Too toxic for Jesse Ventura, per the wiki:

. . . later moved into the guest room of the Governor's Residence for several weeks, until he was evicted by the state troopers providing security for the governor."

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DemoCat's avatar

My new self-published book:

The Plight of Being White: How a Level Playing Field Makes Me Sad.

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