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motmelere's avatar

Celebrating being called a short-fingered vulgarian for nearly forty years!

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Anything to avoid taking responsibility for actively destroying the country. If ever there was an enemy of America, it is Emperor Piggy.

Paula Brantner's avatar

So let me see if I have this right? Riley Gaines is strongly opposed to conforming one’s exterior to the person one is inside, yet that’s exactly what she’s doing with the chlorinated rotten coochie stank?

And Hegseth and Trump have shitty, smelly outsides to match their befouled souls, amirite?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’m still stuck on the idea of a dirty kooch covered in beef tallow. Bet she never gets any down under action.

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Oh, the flies, the busy, buzzy flies

Satanisreal's avatar

Little RFK has probably expressed an interest.

James's avatar

User name checks out

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I watched the USA v Australia match earlier. It was a good game. Some low brows tried very hard to get the USA USA USA chant going but it never picked up much steam. Seattle is not in the mood. Not to say they weren't rooting for the home team, but they also didn't want to behave like jingoistic assholes, especially now.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Jeebus nobody has to tell Evan to add more grossiosity to his Dumphole writings --yeesh!

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

With the continous risk everyone on Earth now faces, because of him, of future oil supply shocks, and the screwfly outbreak in Texas and NM that is much worse than expected (due to Trump's illegal "budget cuts" to USDA biologists and veterinarians), it really looks like Trump will be the best thing that ever happened to renewable energy and vegetarianism.

Add to that the mess he's made of the ACA, he may also one day be credited as the guy who convinced 300 million Americans that it was time for free national health care for all.

marydn's avatar

"...Trump is such a trash pig that he thinks carpet in the bathroom is nice... The Daily Mail notes that this was a trend that existed for about 12 seconds in the 1970s..."

My parents bought a split level house in 1971 and the bathroom in the lower level had carpeting. It had a shower stall with a curtain and you could not keep that damn carpeting from getting wet even with a bath mat. We lived in that house for 4 years and never got rid of the carpeting. I think it was because my parents never used that bathroom to shower. The upper level bathroom had a regular tub/shower set up but had a window in it. The glass was frosted but it was still a weird thing to have.

Bel-Ami's avatar

I dunno. Everywhere I've ever lived (except two truly shithole apartments) had a window in/ over/ near the shower for ventilation. Our house has 2 blue slag glass windows in the bathroom, one in the shower.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

That sounds lovely, but I have not figured out a way to make that work in severe winter weather. Pity.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Wait--don't you have a skylight or roof window in your bathroom?

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I have a skylight in the bathroom that has a tub in it, but not a window in the bath that has a shower in it.

The skylight is far enough removed from the moisture that is generated to not have been a problem. A window above the shower, though, that would just be an ice dam.

satch's avatar

'‘A nighttime snacker, the President would frequently leave an array of empty potato chip bags, Starbucks wrappers, and ice cream cartons in the trash, or on the floor,’ Haberman and Swan wrote."

Only this guy could make the lie that Haitians were eating dogs and cats seem benign.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Just guessing here but something tells me beef tallow is what made R2F2K2’s skin look like a 75 year old saddle.

dental floss tycoon's avatar

to quote billy crystal in city slickers ‘’a saddle bag with eyes’’ …

Hank Napkin's avatar

NOT THE ONION

'Who was he?' Trump struggled to remember people he promised to retaliate against

Wookiee Monster's avatar

TBF, if I had as many people that I wanted to retaliate against as he does, I’d have trouble keeping track of them all.

Do you think he recites all the names of his enemies every night like Arya Stark?

Hank Napkin's avatar

It’s your sense of fairness that sets you apart!

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Carpeted bathrooms and beef tallow!!! How did these morons get control of everything?

Hank Napkin's avatar

While you and I and millions of others participated in life and commerce and the world and grew and distributed food and advanced the cause of human rights and created literature, music, film, art, and entertainment and maintained roads and buildings, schools and hospitals, communication networks and discovered new processes, ideas, and technologies these malingerers were gathered in bars and the parking lots of sports arenas, plotting our demise.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

But is her who-ha carpeted?

Whale Chowder's avatar

Only the finest merkin.

Bel-Ami's avatar

I think she is of the waxie era. OUCH.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I should hope so. Getting all that beef tallow tangled up in the pube garden is just 🤮

Bet her boyfriend or whatever never goes down on her.

Bel-Ami's avatar

The MAGAt males seem to genuinely loathe women. I doubt they muff dive.

dental floss tycoon's avatar

carpet match the curtains ? …

Hank Napkin's avatar

TRUMP DECLARES U.S.FLAG BLUE NOW GREEN

Flags must now match color of perfect Reflecting Pool waters

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Puke green is the new blue.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

If only his father had let him pursue his true passion of becoming an interior decorator, we could have been spared his megalomania.

Hank Napkin's avatar

No laws against fingering swatch books.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

If only that were the only thing he fingered.

Hank Napkin's avatar

WHO SAID IT?

"So he sits really close -- you can smell the ketchup -- and he's talking and he obviously thinks he's incredibly attractive even while there's something brownish seeping out of both corners of his mouth."

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Edward Scissorhands.