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Terri Ring's avatar

Ewww. And I’m here to say my parents had gold bathroom carpet in our house in the ā€˜70s. My mom finally was convinced to tear it up when mushrooms šŸ„ā€šŸŸ«šŸ„ā€šŸŸ« grew next to the bathtub. 🤮

Jim Worth's avatar

A thought I keep coming back to with Trump is that if he weren't rich and famous, he'd be indistinguishable from your weird racist uncle. Carpeting the bathroom, eating in bed, and throwing away good silver doesn't help that image

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

What is the point of this diary? Is it to give us more ammo for hating the fascist-aligned morons? Don't we have enough of that already? RG is no one of consequence. (Until she runs for office).

Sheila D's avatar

It was Starburst Wrappers he was throwing on the floor of his WH bedroom---one of his favorite candies--not Starbuck's wrappers.

kymmmmm: combat lexicologist's avatar

oh no!: pig libel. pigs are intelligent, sensitive beings with great social skills; they would never behave in MAGAish ways—ever.

LP's avatar

I'm just so mad that eats all that junky crap and still gets to live to be 80.

ginmar's avatar

WHY did I read that? WHY?

SethTriggs's avatar

" he started stealing things from all over the White House, including things she had personally picked out for her room, and putting them in his room:"

Well yes this makes sense; he's the world's most malignant bowerbird.

Go me, I managed to read this article without throwing up!

Terence Dougherty's avatar

MALIGNANT BOWERBIRD!!!šŸ˜

Fool's avatar

Nobody who stands up to pee should have carpet in the bathroom. I have learned.

Tessie's avatar

"he started stealing things from all over the White House, including things she had personally picked out for her room"

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"Dunalt, I dun't see my pink unicorn lamp on night stand. What happen to my pink unicorn lamp?"

"How should I know?"

goCatgo's avatar

He offered $250,000 for her vibrator. Now he's up to $300,000. It's a real purty one,

black with gold trim. My guess a cool mill should do it.

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

Here's an idea for a contest. We know that Trump's Presidents' Row photo gallery has Biden represented by an autopen. Now, since turnabout is fair play, what image could be used to represent Trump? Pigs and turds are the first thought, but surely in the brilliant minds here, there will be something more imaginative. Suggestions?

Terri Ring's avatar

Pig Libelz! As many here have said, they are very intelligent creatures.

Terence Dougherty's avatar

Gallon size Alberto VO5

Nemo's avatar

A whoopee cushion that produces real "green egg" flatus.

ginmar's avatar

What did pigs ever do to you?

DemoCat's avatar

I heard from a reliable source that Trump likes to use quarter pounder wrappers to wipe his bottom. The staff tried to install a bidet, but the water protested and refused to go up in there.

Mexfiles's avatar

The rich are different than you and I. Hasn't anyone ever noticed before that people who have had servants all their lives (or an over-indulgent mom) are slobs?

DemoCat's avatar

Yep. I’m an over-indulgent dad, and my son is pretty bad at cleaning up after himself or cleaning himself for that matter. We do try to urge him to be clean and tidy, but he’s been coddled because he’s our only child and our instinct was to attend to his every need at all times. He’s 7, so hopefully it’s not too late. My wife and I are very clean and tidy, maybe even a bit obsessively so. If it’s possible to wash your hands TOO much, I probably do that. I’m a bit of a germaphobe.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Trump treating the White House like a motel room after a raccoon bachelor party is almost too perfect. The private filth and the public corruption are the same sermon in different rooms. He leaves wrappers, silverware, lawsuits, allies, staff, and whole institutions for other people to clean up. This is what happens when entitlement becomes a theology and housekeeping becomes national policy.

larry gassan's avatar

I needed to burn sulfur and sage after reading this. Thank you for your service!

RRJKR's avatar

Anyone who knew him as a young man will tell you he was always like that. He always seemed kind of grimy. I don't mean sweaty from a recent run or workout, but the type of grime that may take weeks to accumulate

larry gassan's avatar

So when he met Elon, they could compare grimes?