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i have been unfaithful everytime i knock the top of mine.

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Is he a Grand Prix? Funny, he doesn't resemble a Pontiac, but I hope he's as defunct as one.

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Many pockets of Missouri are Very Very Not Missouri. Most are in the middle 'hoods of Kansas City (not the one in Kansas, though it has some 'hoods that are Very Very Not Kansas).

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"At least he kept his caucus in his pants" 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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Jeebus F@ck, what is wrong with these people?

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i don't mean to be tacky but i heard big black strapon mentioned at the same time as give it to me bigly.

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i read a scurrilous report that dump was involved in the death of a woman when she broke her neck trying to get his miro penis in her.

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WTF progressive ro kahana votes yes for this shit and fuck me crazy fucking louie ghomert votes no.

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she must have some remarkable beer goggles.

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stop whining you should see all the shit i get for mentioning my carnal desires for michelle crazy bitch bachmann.

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i look at him and i'm not quite sure which one is the nob jockey him or her' my guess if you checked her hand bag you'd find a rather large black strapon .

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Prix is supposed to rhyme with "Trix," see?

My poor joke especially falls flat with people who 1) speak French, 2) are motorheads.

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A band I like released a concept album called David Koresh Superstar, it's pretty interesting: https://www.popmatters.com/...

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If a handsy Iowa GOP state legislator gets gay married before I do, I'm gonna be pissed. And that means bad weather for someone.

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Iowa activist-resident here. FYI, Dix's lawsuit was PAID FOR by tax dollars (for real!) and IAGOP shenanigans have been a known fact of life on the hill for a long time. I am hoping that between a robust 2018 (we have, as far as I know, Dem candidates announcing in every district) and just women being fed the fuck up mayyyyyybe things will change!

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JD Scholten is doing a great job in CD4, and from what I hear in Indivisible, Dems have candidates in every district with an election or vacancy. We've also had at least 2 shitstains resign (Chelgren and Dix), and have made big strides in areas that went strongly for Trump (e.g. Woodbury County). Regardless of the party's ability across the state, residents, county parties, and groups like Indivisible Iowa are making a lot of inroads in areas we never had traction. I have some hope here.

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