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Ross Garner's avatar

i have been unfaithful everytime i knock the top of mine.

lurch394's avatar

Is he a Grand Prix? Funny, he doesn't resemble a Pontiac, but I hope he's as defunct as one.

lurch394's avatar

Many pockets of Missouri are Very Very Not Missouri. Most are in the middle 'hoods of Kansas City (not the one in Kansas, though it has some 'hoods that are Very Very Not Kansas).

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

"At least he kept his caucus in his pants" 😂🤣😂🤣😂

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Jeebus F@ck, what is wrong with these people?

Ross Garner's avatar

i don't mean to be tacky but i heard big black strapon mentioned at the same time as give it to me bigly.

Ross Garner's avatar

i read a scurrilous report that dump was involved in the death of a woman when she broke her neck trying to get his miro penis in her.

Ross Garner's avatar

WTF progressive ro kahana votes yes for this shit and fuck me crazy fucking louie ghomert votes no.

Ross Garner's avatar

she must have some remarkable beer goggles.

Ross Garner's avatar

stop whining you should see all the shit i get for mentioning my carnal desires for michelle crazy bitch bachmann.

Ross Garner's avatar

i look at him and i'm not quite sure which one is the nob jockey him or her' my guess if you checked her hand bag you'd find a rather large black strapon .

Cock Blockula's avatar

Prix is supposed to rhyme with "Trix," see?

My poor joke especially falls flat with people who 1) speak French, 2) are motorheads.

Maxine Headroom's avatar

A band I like released a concept album called David Koresh Superstar, it's pretty interesting: https://www.popmatters.com/...

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

If a handsy Iowa GOP state legislator gets gay married before I do, I'm gonna be pissed. And that means bad weather for someone.

zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate's avatar

Iowa activist-resident here. FYI, Dix's lawsuit was PAID FOR by tax dollars (for real!) and IAGOP shenanigans have been a known fact of life on the hill for a long time. I am hoping that between a robust 2018 (we have, as far as I know, Dem candidates announcing in every district) and just women being fed the fuck up mayyyyyybe things will change!

zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate's avatar

JD Scholten is doing a great job in CD4, and from what I hear in Indivisible, Dems have candidates in every district with an election or vacancy. We've also had at least 2 shitstains resign (Chelgren and Dix), and have made big strides in areas that went strongly for Trump (e.g. Woodbury County). Regardless of the party's ability across the state, residents, county parties, and groups like Indivisible Iowa are making a lot of inroads in areas we never had traction. I have some hope here.