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Incoming Ham's avatar

That's an awful thought.

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Jared James's avatar

It might comfort you and me if he makes it, but in all unfunniness, he may be better off if he doesn't.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

It might fall into the "it could be worse" form of Nice Time. The reason I watch Ice Station Zebra in the middle of winter, or read about Frodo in Mordor when I'm as sick as a dog.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/addins.waow.com\/blogs\/weather\/2010\/02\/bad-spot-for-winter-olympics" target="_blank">Already does!</a>

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I had to explain to my husband that Brooks was the right-winger. Otherwise, he would not have known.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

This. Years ago, a man in our village set himself on fire. His father found him. I have always wondered, how much pain must you be in on the inside for that to seem preferable?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Edit: The guy died and can't be identified without DNA. Jeebus, WTF kind of world are we in?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Holy crap. If it was some sort of jackass stunt that went wrong, that would be even worse.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Yes. So many cars these days have the superdark Midnight Black window coverings it's hard to peer in. That's how those poor kids get left inside and bystanders don't see them.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I saw about six of the Capitol Police had drawn guns when that poor woman gunned her engine and sped off.

Now, I think those folks (them, not her) did a fine job on all this. But I did wonder - when she started to take off why didn't anybody take a few shots at the car tires?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I think the world is just as scary as it has ever been. Try living in a small village on the edge of nowhere and one day the Mongol hordes or the Huns ride into town.

Or The Black Death hits.

Or it's summer time in Gettysburg and Lee's Confederates decide to come look for new shoes.

I think the difference is back in the day we just didn't hear about all of it around the world the way we do now.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Cruzon.

As in, "Why the Hell don't he just cruise on back to Texas where he belongs?"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I love it when you get all pedantic.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

" lit his cigarette off the burning man."

I call bullshit. Barry has been nowhere near Nevada.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Moving car tires are harder to hit than a human torso. it's that whole "center of mass" thing.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

All of them, Katie.

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