Still more weirdness from Texas Congressthing Steve Stockman, who is making a strong bid for "Strangest Elected Human Who Isn't Rob Ford" 2014. Stockman has lately been very whineful about ads run by Texans for a Conservative Majority, a PAC supporting Sen. John Cornyn. The ads question Stockman's integrity, and the good congressman filed a libel suit last week against the PAC, accusing them of lying like lying liars and
<i>The [rival Super PAC] website even falsifies Stockman&#039;s voting record, falsely telling voters Stockman voted against a food stamp reform bill (2013 House Roll Call Vote 476) when Stockman, in fact, voted for it.</i>
Sure, as long as both sides can agree that the lazy poors should get screwed out of any sort of eating, then why not have a brain addled (former?) druggie as your Repubelikken senator from Texas?
With that kind of credibility, I wonder what else we can get him to deny. Al Queda donations? Dog fighting? Helping his girlfriend get an abortion? Or -- worst of all to TP&#039;ers -- voting for a tax increase?
I&#039;ll bet he&#039;s responsible for that Monica-Bill BJ thingy. PRE-INPEACH!!
But he found Jesus afterward and that trumps all else! Plus who doesn&#039;t carry medicine in their underwear?
<i>Cowprods in my Underpants</i> is the name of <i>mine</i>.
Blue 10-mil Valiums. Good times, good times.
From Stockman&#039;s idiot website:
<i>The [rival Super PAC] website even falsifies Stockman&#039;s voting record, falsely telling voters Stockman voted against a food stamp reform bill (2013 House Roll Call Vote 476) when Stockman, in fact, voted for it.</i>
Sure, as long as both sides can agree that the lazy poors should get screwed out of any sort of eating, then why not have a brain addled (former?) druggie as your Repubelikken senator from Texas?
<i>Texas chickens are advised to be on the lookout for a delusional congressman with Valium in his shorts.</i>
You say that like it&#039;s unusual for Texas.
With that kind of credibility, I wonder what else we can get him to deny. Al Queda donations? Dog fighting? Helping his girlfriend get an abortion? Or -- worst of all to TP&#039;ers -- voting for a tax increase?