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And what is with that "tell a lie by cutting down the apple tree" construction? How does that even make sense?

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It's probably mandated and they'll blame it on the Democrats.

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“Vukmir” doesn’t sound very American to me.

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You come sit right next to me. I too am an awful person and I've made peace with that. I also still have my Radio Dinner album. another thing my brother and I enjoy is singing the John Lennon song from beginning to end, at top volume.

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"Eye for eye, tooth for tooth. Hang Obama and lock her up!"

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Makes Zapp Brannigan look..... competent.

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"It puts the lotion on its skin ..."

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It was a cherry tree, dammit. No wonder this guy lost.

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I wish you wouldn't be so hard on her. She's just one of those adorable right-wing nymphets who hates everybody though nobody has hurt her.

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it reminded me of "The Americans" somehow. "Vukmir" sounds like a Russian name, doesn't it?

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I say it all the time, but I'll say it again. VOTE. Democrats are habitually lazy about turning out for the midterms. Not I. I vote in every Democratic primary and every general election, each and every year. I talked two very young Dems (20-somethings canvassing for a civil court judge) out of wasting a vote on that C-list actor Cynthia Nixon. I explained that if she somehow won the nomination, we'd likely have another fucking Republican governor we can ill afford. NY has never had a female governor, although our record in the Senate and House isn't bad. I love my member of Congress, Carolyn Maloney, despite her record on the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. She's being primaried by a young South Asian lawyer. He has NO record, and if elected would have no seniority. I want the WOMAN to keep the seat. Yes, he's probably a good guy -- he was one of the attorneys who volunteered at the airport at the start of the Muslim ban confusion -- but I'll stick with what we've got. VOTE.

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“At least the gun's not shoved against her crotch in specially designed yoga pants”

Not in the video, that is for suitors after hours.

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I'll pass that along to his peeps.****EDIT*** I did pass it along ***

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Make my day.

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Who hasn't received death threats these days is my question.

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