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Q: Witkoff called Putin 'a humanitarian' for agreeing to release Stephen Hubbard. Do you agree with that?

JD VANCE: I agree with Steve Witkoff saying something nice to a person who just released an American hostage.

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3myfjquzoev2z

Gotta kiss Putin's ass every chance you can, RIGHT Mascara Man??????

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"Former NBA player Enes Kanter Freedom announced on social media that he will attend Game 3 of the finals on Wednesday in Atlanta. In his post on Monday, Freedom said he plans to wear a shirt to Game 3 that will “blow your minds." In August, Freedom wore a shirt that read “WOMAN noun adult human female” and was ejected from his courtside seat before being banned from the Chicago Sky’s arena, after he engaged in a heated verbal exchange with Sky guard Natasha Cloud."

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7708017/2026/10/20/enes-kanter-freedom-attends-wnba-finals/?source=athletic_pulsenewsletter&campaign=20460531&userId=17861705

Caepan's avatar

I hope he tries to get on the court during warm-up drills. He'll be knocked into the upper deck.

josephebacon's avatar

Hmmmm...

🚨 WILLIAMSON COUNTY: Reports of Tennessee voting machines flipping Democratic/

@jerrigreen4tn.bsky.social votes to Republicans/@marshablackburn votes 🤔

(Folks in Memphis have said the same)

https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3myfjcm3isk2h

Mavenmaven's avatar

seems like we have picked up a troll here

Russell Jones's avatar

>>Wonkette wants you to pee in peace. <<

Welcome to 2026 America, where this is somehow a matter in dispute. :D

el duderino's avatar

*Looks at graph*

One percent said ‘cost of living’ is not an important issue

That tracks

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Sort of related:

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘞𝘦𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳-𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘭, 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘵'𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘉𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘶 𝘰𝘧 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴' 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘐𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥, "𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘥."

𝘐𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘈𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺.

https://www.npr.org/2026/10/21/nx-s1-5993878/supreme-court-trump-trans-prison-policy

Tecolote's avatar

We have a carpetbagging repub trying to grab my San Diego district’s city council seat. He was the mayor of a neighboring town, bought a condo in our district, and changed that R to Independent on his application. An opposition mailer arrived here yesterday, showing this pud standing with Bobby Brainworm, pointing out how much he had supported that asshole and how as mayor, fought against wearing a mask or getting vaccinated. The gloves are off. Show them as the scum that they are.

VaselineHabits's avatar

If they can lie about us, WE CAN TELL THE TRUTH about them

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Washington state is voting on a referendum that would require genital exams of all female children participating in school sports. Unfuckingbelievable.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/oct/21/washington-anti-trans-sports-genital-exams?CMP=share_btn_url

josephebacon's avatar

Only girls and not boys????? hmmmmm I wonder why??????

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

As small government conservatives are wont to do. Mandatory genital inspections, not mandatory injections.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

1. EW.

b. 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘹-𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴.

Why am I not surprised.

Carstonio's avatar

Just like the school dress codes that say nothing about boys showing skin.

The Wanderer's avatar

Because it's all about shaming women.

Carstonio's avatar

Shaming women who don’t conform to gender stereotypes if the flip side of pretending to protect women from Those Men. Both treat their sexuality as the property of men.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

there is something fucking wrong with these people.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

In other pol ad news: Collins was concerned that Ramasmarmy was getting all the scumbag credit.

https://archive.is/2026.10.20-235510/https://www.pressherald.com/2026/10/20/republican-pac-airs-troy-jackson-attack-ad-susan-collins-campaign-calls-for-it-to-be-taken-down/

A new attack ad from a Republican political action committee has hit Maine’s airwaves and is already facing calls for it to “be taken down immediately.”

The 60-second ad in the form of a song attacking Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Troy Jackson, which starts with a piano riff followed by country music, began making the rounds on social media Tuesday. The chorus includes the line, “If he’ll screw his own family, he’ll screw yours, too.”

josephebacon's avatar

So how "concerned" is she about it...Inquring Minds Want To Know! 🤔

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Bringing Jackson’s family into it is something Pure Susan would never do!

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/collins-lights-up-internet-response-dem-challenger-fathering-children-relative-stone-cold

"Well, I'm not going to bring up the fact that the mother of his two children is his second cousin," Collins told a Politico reporter when asked if Jackson’s personal life would be fair game on the campaign trail. "I don’t know whether people know that or not."

"But you just mentioned it," the reporter shot back.

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

Well, good thing she didn't bring it up, then.

Fucking troll, she deserves an electoral kicking.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

What does Formerly Poor Now Multi-Millionaire Susie (Suze?) Collins think Troy Jackson is? A 'Berta Seppie?*

*one of the biggest leaders of the 'Berta Seppies stole money from his dementia riddled relatives and was told by a BC court to give that money back... he hasn't.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

The picture in the article shows her campaigning with coal baron and proud dad of an overpriced Epi-Pen empire Manchin. How many of the fifteen Man(chin)iacs live in Maine?

The Wanderer's avatar

Oh, dear sweet Hastur's Hairy Hole . . .

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Don’t worry. She was totally taken for surprise by what the main Senate Republican PAC ran, like when Kavanaugh lied to her about Roe! How could she know!

The Wanderer's avatar

She'll be Viewing With Alarm (CDTM expression 71-d) any time now!

josephebacon's avatar

what a morally bankrupt asshole he is!

WOW -- Vance *defends* Vivek's reprehensible ad 👇

Q: Ramaswamy's campaign put out a controversial ad featuring his opponent's mother. Some Republicans are backing away. Do you think it was appropriate?

JD VANCE: Well, I'll be honest. Whether the ad was appropriate or not is not really my concern.

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3myfjpqdbjy2v

Mavenmaven's avatar

Spiro Agnew is so grateful to JD Vance

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Only Ottomans and Sectionals are of concern to JD.

Oy!'s avatar

JD Vance was the scumbag who shamelessly promoted the "They're EATING the DOGS!!" bullshit – and he justified it by saying some nonsense like "lying is ok", just like a fucking Barry Goldwater . . .

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"Vance defends spreading claims that Haitian migrants are eating pets"–https://www.npr.org/2024/09/15/nx-s1-5113140/vance-false-claims-haitian-migrants-pets

"During a Sunday interview on CNN, the Ohio senator and Republican vice presidential nominee said his evidence for this claim was "the first-hand accounts of my constituents." He then went on to defend the dissemination of this false story.

“The American media totally ignored this stuff until Donald Trump and I started talking about cat memes," Sen. Vance said. "If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do."

Go fuck a couch

Stanta Knows's avatar

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Exactly. Whatever it takes to win regardless of truth

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

JD Vance is a secret Muslim. If I have to create stories for his base to examine the moral rot in this man, so be it.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

See, the follow up question has ALWAYS got to be, "have you stopped fucking your couch yet?"

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Oh, the cat must have gotten the tongue of the Twitter shitposter.

PrimerGray's avatar

"The question was 'do you think it is appropriate?'. Yes or no, Mr. Vance. By not saying no, we are left to assume you are fine with it."

JanuaryClaire's avatar

An awful ad put out by the gubernatorial candidate from his own party for his home state is not his business. But it is his business for his office to call a WH reporter an "imbecile."

Makes total sense.

Cincinnatus's avatar

"I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow. Fiddle-dee-dee!," said Scarlett.

The Wanderer's avatar

I do not want to see the Couchfucker (ALLEGEDLY!) try to flounce.

josephebacon's avatar

BUT WAIT!!!!! THERE'S MORE!!!!

LOL -- JD Vance says "I've endorsed one foreign candidate in my entire life, and it didn't go particularly well, as much as I'm very much an admirer of Orban"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3myfjz5sbjn2w

So when are you going to endorse Bibi, Mascara addict????

TerseNurse's avatar

I might piss down his throat if his guts were on fire. But then again, I might not. It's not really my concern.

The Wanderer's avatar

Waste of good piss.

Cajun Kid's avatar

I saw this ad yesterday--it popped up on YouTube for some reason--and I was thoroughly creeped ALL the way out. I know there are nymphomaniac gay guys who don't think about P*n*s even half as much as Republicans.

The Wanderer's avatar

Gay nymphomania?

Satyriasis, then?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Wait, how do you know Georgie?

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

A possibly great future debating retort

"Are you going to be in that stall all day ?" . . .

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

The Dempire Strikes Back?