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tim gueguen's avatar

I suspect the Republicans will have someone on the ballot with Trump in 2024, if only to make it look better to the dumber voters. Might just as well be Nikki as anyone else. "See, we let a chick run for the nomination! And she's a foreign chick too! We're not knuckle draggers who want to bring the 1850s back."

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tim gueguen's avatar

Even an exclamation point couldn't make Jeb Bush exciting.

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tim gueguen's avatar

That would pay the expenses for every party in every election at the provincial and federal levels in Canada for decades.

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BradtheBot's avatar

Pssst! Republicans! Do you want to know the winning ticket for 2024? Spoiler alert, it doesn’t include Scott.

Clearly your ticket should be Sinema / Tulsi.

Because y’all know that democrats couldn’t help themselves if presented with two former Democrats who are female and also too saw the light and joined the party that’s going to heal ‘Murica.

Yes, I know, Sinema hasn’t switched parties yet. But offer her the P or VP job and she’s going to jump in a heartbeat.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

POLITICO has always been steaming garbage.

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Cynthia's avatar

This POC republican show is sad as when I realized that women in positions of power meant not much.

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Content unavailable's avatar

Me, I like Hershel Walker for the 2014 gop nod.

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Content unavailable's avatar

I fear DeSantis peaked too soon.

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chortlingdingo's avatar

No, but she might split the Republican ticket, which would help tremendously.

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Enbastet's avatar

They would not peel anything because there is no appetite for them, but the main issue is that doing so would not make them delectable to Trump - in fact, it would do the opposite. He wants to prove that he has the Republican party completely in his pocket and his future Veep choice will be from among Republican "stars" who were faithful to the party but then instead came to him as their lord and master.

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

Republicans are not gonna nominate either of these two, especially since they are both from one of the most racist, backassward (i.e. safe Republican) states. But they want credit for pretending to consider it - a Black dude! A lady from one of the turban countries, maybe! We’re not racist, Hunter Biden is racist!

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Catbird's avatar

haley's political instincts are terrible. she's gone about as fur as she can go.

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BCB's avatar

Without forever campaigning, the TV "news" networks would probably be out of business.

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popebuck1's avatar

That "please clap" moment kinda said it all, didn't it?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

I’ve never heard of “Puck” before now. Sounds like a sad Politico wannabe. Is their name a hockey reference or are they really into Shakespeare?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Pod Save America uses a “Politico” as their unit of measure for rating bad political takes.

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