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Trump's Wharton professor did say he was the dumbest student he ever had…

Just sayin'

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I’ll say it -

Had stormy not taken the original bribe trump would have never been president.

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It's certainly possible, but the Access Hollywood tape ultimately didn't matter and that was arguably way worse. I think people (rightly) assume that PAB cheats on his wives, and among some the grosser male segment of his base, it might have been a positive that he slept with a porn star.

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Is it just me, or does it seem that every one of Chump's lawyers is the stupidest lawyer from the Planet of Stupid Lawyers?

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Well at this point that's really all that's left.

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Chump-change Trump and his trifling ass lawyers, lol.

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Is the Spokane Sheriff drawing penisi in the sky with their helicopter?

You decide.

(live right now)

ETA: thats totally a penis. The left part was done first. Freeze it there, no question.

https://substack.com/@easeloxcringeuncle/note/c-73075491?r=dvh0&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

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I'm using "penisi" from now on.

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OK, but the plural of "penis" is either "penises" or "penes."

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The second one is definitely flipping the bird.

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Trump’s had some really unlikeable shitheels working for him the past several years, but Cheung is among the worst. What an asshole.

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It's that Might Makes Right mentality rampant through the right. If he attacks others and defends Chump aggressively enough, everyone else will simply have to accept it.

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Ta, Marcie. Some people are incapable of learning. Dictator Tot is a LOSER.

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My math says $23,500. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

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The way I read it was that she paid the full amount of $620,000 but TFG's lawyer said she really owed $652,000. However, they'd accept the $620,000 if she's agree to an NDA:

... 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱’𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘺𝘦𝘳 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 $652,000.

𝘞𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘺𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 $620,000.00 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴. [...] 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 $620,000.000

𝘛𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 $627,500 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘋𝘈

So they were going to "forgive" $32,000 but ended up accepting an additional $7,500 with no NDA.

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whenever i hear weenus, i think back to the funniest line i heard on season 1 of friends (the only one i watched*). chandler was trying to explain his job & mentioned the wenus, to much laughter from his coterie of acquaintances. he went on to explain it as 'weekly estimated net usage of systems'. i guess you had to be there.

rip matthew perry

*friends joined home improvement in being a one season & done show for me. too bad we had to lose perry too yung, though, & not cokedealer tim allen.

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"We are working with authorities to determine the legal repercussions for those likely committing federal offenses by posting and utilizing stolen material by terror regime adversaries."

"Spokes-ham" (brilliant, Evan!) Steven Cheung is serving Chinese Communist Party Central Committee propaganda circa 1950.

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eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick Trump.

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I'm just furious that she had to pay her rapist, in the end. Maybe the media elite could spare a moment to comment about how King Troll wants it to be illegal to hurt his precious little feelings? I know, it would impinge on their nonstop shilling for him, but doesn't it seem newsworthy that your right to criticize your ruler is in severe danger?

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Remember, we've never been permitted to criticize a wartime president (except for Democratic presidents, of course).

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Why would they ever want/need to criticize him?

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Thank You Marcie for sharing this report today and will reStack ASAP 💯👍🇺🇸💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

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When QuislingWorld fails ludicrously once, they just try, try again!

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The link at "flannelly wood-chopping cabin" does not fail to deliver.

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If America is saved by a pornstar, well, that would be somehow fitting.

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"It worked perfect before, so..."

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