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Amy!'s avatar

It is ironic.

Also, I'm pausing, completely struck dumb, at the notion that Ann Coulter and KAC might share a husband. It seems ... sort of a personal thing to share, you know?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I wonder if Donnie's jealous of Michael because he can look so fucking hot with no hair?

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cicatricella's avatar

I dunno, I refuse to link to the Daily Fail but there are some papped shots of him jogging that indicate a rather nice bod under those well-tailored suits. Also he's a race car driver and for some reason those guys tend to be pretty fit. /objectification

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Has anyone considered what it will cost to photoshop the prison bars out of his segments?

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bettycat's avatar

You probably shouldn't get your hopes up too much. The Seattle Times did an investigative piece on fair Michael and the lad is a shyster of the first degree, so not good long term material. On the positive side, Trump is so screwed, because this guy is very slick.

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bettycat's avatar

LBJ himself just got duped into thinking this expensive military can surely take care of some communists in a little poor country. However, that wasn't what was happening in Vietnam. As the war continued he finally figured out it was a quagmire and he got fucked for his ignorance of international affairs and cultures and belief in the military as a tool for advancing national interests.

This guy Trump, who in the fuck knows what he's going to do.

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Darth Trad's avatar

Yeah. Turns out they had drifted into Dallas for the night. Got shelter and a new set of clothes before leaving. This was the reason they had reasonably new shoes. They were later contacted and confirmed each other's accounts.

Know who else was in Dallas up to that day? Richard M Nixon.

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Darth Trad's avatar

'She went down for the President'

I Know. I'll let myself out.

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Darth Trad's avatar

'Long Dong? Wrong Nong!'

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Darth Trad's avatar

I'd be more like.... 'Senator, that is a good point... almost as good as those images you have been privately sharing with your 'friends', where the point is jammed as far up your anus as anything could get without bumping into your molars.... Now for Exhibit A I would like.....'

'No further questions, Mr Zuckerberg'

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Shartiblartfat's avatar

Tru dat. LBJ understood perfectly how Congress worked. Unfortunately he was in way-y-y over his head when it came to geopolitik. Also too, his advisors were playing him.

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Shartiblartfat's avatar

Yowsah! This.

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MikeyJ's avatar

I'm fucking jealous of that guy because my head looks like an egg with glasses

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MikeyJ's avatar

shall we speculate on who the thug might be? or what country said Thug is from?

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SeeTrain, Educated Guesser's avatar

Smart Alec. 😉

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Leftflank's avatar

Not to worry, OPOTUS has George Bush the Lesser on the case. So far he's drawn the culprits toes and ankles and possibly his dining room.

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