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chascates's avatar

And it only protects <i>white</i> men.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Isn't this argument of his the reason they tried to pass the ERA? Didn't many conservative opponents of it say it was unnecessary because women were covered by the 14th Amendment?

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The Quirk's avatar

I'm sorta beginning to agree they were smarter than SOME of us now.

But I think we can all agree w/ Scaly-Ass on one thing -- he's definitely been there too long.

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The Quirk's avatar

Someone turned Scalia into a newt.

He didn't get better.

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schmannity's avatar

Caption the picture: Justice Scalia demonstrates the size of his asshole.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

joke != fail

but howzabout: to scalia, to see women <strike>as persons</strike> is a broad interpretation of the 14th amendment.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Actually, I'd like to see Picard's high dudgeon at this disrespect to the dignity of the Enterprise name. He'd be quoting Shakespeare and displaying the quiet fury of a severely disappointed father and old what's-his-repressed-gay-face would slink away in shame and regret. Kirk, on the other hand, would take tips on his next joke log entry, and Pike would just keep beeping twice.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

The wogs begin at Calais!

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102415's avatar

This is just to deal with the whole let's get rid of the 14th Born Here Amendment and other tea bagger business. You got to keep moving around to follow these guys. That and he just might want to be President himself. No law that says he can't. I wouldn't put it past him after he screws up the rest of the laws for elections.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Constitutions should have expiration dates.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Corporations are mostly run by men silly.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

He was born in 1936, how much longer is this guy going to stay alive?

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

We need a time machine so I can see Thomas Jefferson horse whip Scalia for being an idiot.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If there's one thing the TP'er hate more than activist judges who ignore "the plain language of the Constitution", it's the actual plain language of the Constitution.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Nothing in the Constitution says "money is speech". So we <strike>democratically enacted a law</strike> rammed a mandate down Real Americans™ throats saying corporations can't make political contributions. Hooray! The Scalia system works. What? Citizens United? Huh?

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fuflans's avatar

well i know for sure that ONE superannuated judge has been there too long imposing his demands on society.

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