I think I see your confusion. At the top of the page, it used to helpfully point out that we are a vile snark mob. Within those parameters, we can and do make stereotype comments about Republicans. It's easy to do because they all march in lockstep to the stupidest concepts, policies, and theories.
The Hopi Gods created the First World, which was nothing but mud and darkness, and filled it with life, little more then senseless slugs at that point. Then, they had to rest, because that took a lot out of them.
When they were ready, they put the sun in the sky and reshaped the slugs so they had limbs and sensory organs. Everyone looked around with their new senses, realized they were living in nothing but mud, and freaked.
After another break, the Gods created the Second World, a paradise for their creatures, and moved them there. Unfortunately, one of the God's grandsons decided to make his own lifeforms to show the old farts how it's done, and they turned out to be evil magicians who enslaved everyone else.
So, the Gods created the Third World, then gave a hero an acorn that grew into a great tree up to a hole in the sky that was the entrance into the Third World, which is this one. The hero led everyone up the tree and through the hole, and the Gods sealed the entrance, blocking the bad guys from following. Unfortunately, one made it through before that happened, eventually becoming the Republican Party.
That's funny, because monkeys and apes do all those things (except the advanced weaponry). They do kill (and even eat) other primates, even of their own species and within their own groups, and they seem to enjoy drinking fermented palm sap and eating fermenting fruit.
Owww I just got stung by your masterful non-comment, drone brians. The irony of your avatar name when your brethren are doing everything possible to kill off bees is pretty quadruple-faced, pendejo.
I think I see your confusion. At the top of the page, it used to helpfully point out that we are a vile snark mob. Within those parameters, we can and do make stereotype comments about Republicans. It's easy to do because they all march in lockstep to the stupidest concepts, policies, and theories.
Ms. O wrote a paper in high school, early 70's, on evolution that won an award. Did she get some shit for that.
Also, if life originated in the sea and eventually colonized the land, why are there still fish?
Which comment is the problem?
I like the Hopi creation story.
The Hopi Gods created the First World, which was nothing but mud and darkness, and filled it with life, little more then senseless slugs at that point. Then, they had to rest, because that took a lot out of them.
When they were ready, they put the sun in the sky and reshaped the slugs so they had limbs and sensory organs. Everyone looked around with their new senses, realized they were living in nothing but mud, and freaked.
After another break, the Gods created the Second World, a paradise for their creatures, and moved them there. Unfortunately, one of the God's grandsons decided to make his own lifeforms to show the old farts how it's done, and they turned out to be evil magicians who enslaved everyone else.
So, the Gods created the Third World, then gave a hero an acorn that grew into a great tree up to a hole in the sky that was the entrance into the Third World, which is this one. The hero led everyone up the tree and through the hole, and the Gods sealed the entrance, blocking the bad guys from following. Unfortunately, one made it through before that happened, eventually becoming the Republican Party.
That's funny, because monkeys and apes do all those things (except the advanced weaponry). They do kill (and even eat) other primates, even of their own species and within their own groups, and they seem to enjoy drinking fermented palm sap and eating fermenting fruit.
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Herschel Walker may not believe in the evidence for evolution, but he is living proof for the dangers of repeated traumatic brain injuries.
Tell us, Sir Bedevere, how sheep's bladders can be used to predict earthquakes.
“Do I look like an ape?” she demanded.
My answer to that question would have gotten me sent to the principal's office, too.
“Some modern humans are in fact apes who refused to evolve because they did their own research.“FIFY
Looks like an ape, sounds like an ape…
Owww I just got stung by your masterful non-comment, drone brians. The irony of your avatar name when your brethren are doing everything possible to kill off bees is pretty quadruple-faced, pendejo.
The difference is we’re aware they’re stereotypes. Chucklefux like Weak Knees Beez have zero clue.
Correction: we are GRAPE APES! GRAPE APES!
Okay, okay, sure, but do they vote Republican?