Stephen Colbert was kind enough to introduce us to Jake Rush, GOP Tea Party candidate for Florida's Third Congressional District, a fine gentleman who loves the Constitution and also too happens to like live action role playing as a vampire.
Off topic (haha...&quot;topic&quot;), but Joel McHale&#039;s White House Correspondent&#039;s Dinner routine wasn&#039;t THAT bad, was it??? <a href="http:\/\/insidetv.ew.com\/2014\/05\/09\/community-cancelled\/" target="_blank">NBC Cancels &quot;Community&quot;</a>
speaking of <a href="http:\/\/dangerousminds.net\/comments\/auntie_angel_teaches_ladies_how_to_perform_the_grapefruit_blowjob_technique" target="_blank">grapefruits</a>
Getta load of them grapefruits!
Off topic (haha...&quot;topic&quot;), but Joel McHale&#039;s White House Correspondent&#039;s Dinner routine wasn&#039;t THAT bad, was it??? <a href="http:\/\/insidetv.ew.com\/2014\/05\/09\/community-cancelled\/" target="_blank">NBC Cancels &quot;Community&quot;</a>
Insideboob is the best sideboob.
speaking of <a href="http:\/\/dangerousminds.net\/comments\/auntie_angel_teaches_ladies_how_to_perform_the_grapefruit_blowjob_technique" target="_blank">grapefruits</a>
(NSFW and kinda weird)
Gonna need a bigger grapefruit.
Shout out for the Colbert Bump going to the fine specimen of a wannabe congresscritter repping my FL hood. Woot Woot!
Eat your heart out haters! You know you want him for yourself.