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Student Charged With Trying To Blow Up George W. Bush
A young college student from Saudi Arabia who studied chemical engineering in Texas purchased explosive chemicals over the Internet as part of a plan to hide bomb materials inside dolls and baby carriages to blow up dams, nuclear plants or the Dallas home of former President George W. Bush, the Justice Department said Thursday.
That must have seemed foolproof, because as we all know, George W. Bush loves playing with baby dolls and carriages.
By the way, bro, that's not the president anymore. You're a bit late. [ AOL ]