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A young college student from Saudi Arabia who studied chemical engineering in Texas purchased explosive chemicals over the Internet as part of a plan to hide bomb materials inside dolls and baby carriages to blow up dams, nuclear plants or the Dallas home of former President George W. Bush, the Justice Department said Thursday.
That must have seemed foolproof, because as we all know, George W. Bush loves playing with baby dolls and carriages.
By the way, bro, that's not the president anymore. You're a bit late. [ AOL ]
Student Charged With Trying To Blow Up George W. Bush
Damned Texas State Board of Education. Everything's about the babies in their textbooks now.
To be fair, he was studying in Texas where chemical engineering courses include:
Silly Putty 101, 102 and 103 Water-N-Oil mixin’ 102 Bar B Q Sauce 303 Homemade Volcano Lab (baking soda and vinegar not provided)