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Spurning Beer's avatar

Damned Texas State Board of Education. Everything's about the babies in their textbooks now.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

To be fair, he was studying in Texas where chemical engineering courses include:

Silly Putty 101, 102 and 103 Water-N-Oil mixin’ 102 Bar B Q Sauce 303 Homemade Volcano Lab (baking soda and vinegar not provided)

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<em>"...purchased explosive chemicals over the Internet."</em>

Whatever happened to just downloading porn?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

A plan elegant in its simplicity.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

No, not Rebecca. I played \"Lou Sarah\" neighbor from the next farm who comforted her after she caught her boyfriend in bed with the milk maids.

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