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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

C'mon now ... tell us what you <i>really</i> think.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Bootstraps, my boy! Bootstraps! That's the trouble with kids today ... those newfangled sneakers don't have good old-fashioned bootstraps, the sort you can pull yourself up by!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I hear Moodys will still give you a AAA on English Lit futures, if you know the right guy.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Opposed: greedy banks and their GOP.

fify

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

My nephew picked Picadilly Circus School, and was hugely disappointed.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, my Pa keeps pretending he doesn't have a paltry $20K to loan me, so I guess I don't deserve to exist in Amercia.

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bobbert's avatar

Extra coffee today?

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chascates's avatar

At least it's creating jobs for some people. I get at least 2 voice mails a day wanting my student loan payments.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

{snark <i>off</i>; parental worry <i>on</i>} It is the Murikan way. Saving lives and healing the sick is for-profit. Higher Education is for-profit. Incarcerating felons is for-profit. And Congress is for-profit. And those are just the ones that come immediately to mind.

I fear greatly for OWLesquire's future. <i>Jericho</i>-type existence seems closer each day - brought about by an apocalypse of greed.

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