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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

C'mon now ... tell us what you <i>really</i> think.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Bootstraps, my boy! Bootstraps! That's the trouble with kids today ... those newfangled sneakers don't have good old-fashioned bootstraps, the sort you can pull yourself up by!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I hear Moodys will still give you a AAA on English Lit futures, if you know the right guy.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

My nephew picked Picadilly Circus School, and was hugely disappointed.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, my Pa keeps pretending he doesn't have a paltry $20K to loan me, so I guess I don't deserve to exist in Amercia.

bobbert's avatar

Extra coffee today?

chascates's avatar

At least it's creating jobs for some people. I get at least 2 voice mails a day wanting my student loan payments.

WishingIWereThere's avatar

{snark <i>off</i>; parental worry <i>on</i>} It is the Murikan way. Saving lives and healing the sick is for-profit. Higher Education is for-profit. Incarcerating felons is for-profit. And Congress is for-profit. And those are just the ones that come immediately to mind.

I fear greatly for OWLesquire's future. <i>Jericho</i>-type existence seems closer each day - brought about by an apocalypse of greed.