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I have worked in medical settings for most of my career and have made a lot of friends who happen to be RNs. Every single one of them earns at least $67k per year. Many earn substantially more.

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Don't worry, it's totally cool, they can only follow you for like 18-25 years max. I was totally able to pay mine off a full year before turning forty. Now I have time to enjoy lif- 'clutches chest, keels over'

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Maybe claim you and your whole family was Departed, like in The Leftovers?

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Does that mean she still has to go to her third cousin's wedding next month? Damn.

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Just get really good life insurance first.

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Aren't they all done like that?

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They told my niece that she had to sign the papers in blood and explained that it was just standard procedure. She thought it was creepy, but then banks always did make her uneasy.

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Nursing is a low paying career? On what planet?

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I was married and I worked my way through grad school, paying for everything as I went along, by working full-time as a psychiatric aide in a state mental hospital. I attended classes and wrote my papers during my off hours and went to my internship on my days off from my regular job. I finished my master's owing nothing. This was 31 years ago though.

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"Too deep in debt to Yale."

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Did you explain to her that you were already totally fucked the moment you signed the papers?

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We don't use umbrellas here either, so if I even go and visit the NW will I automatically be in stealth mode?

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The moneychangers won.

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It's just another snapshot of life in Obama's America.

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Churches? What about "tax-avoidance" multinationals and personal wealth stashed in offshore accounts?

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That's crazy. Don't people do the math before they sign up for such loans? When I was in grad school we calculated everything to the penny, figured out exactly what each term was going to cost and how we were going to pay for it. Then we figured out what we could and could not spend each week to insure that we had enough money to pay the bill when it was time to enroll. It was how we were able to get through it.

Also don't people consider cost and shop around when they are picking a school to go to?

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