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When "Dinosaurs" was on the TeeVee, I was convinced I was a Stegosaurus.

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When I moved from New York to North Carolina for a three year stint of medical training, I often bamboozled the locals with my sophisticated master-minding. "A shirt and shoes?" the naive natives would marvel. "Truly we have no choice but to succumb to your masterful Manhattan mind-control powers."

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Shows such as "Suits" led John Tyler to believe he could "practice" at being a lawyer by performing tasks that he believed would be beneficial to his customers without significant risk,Well, show thy guy some old "Superman" episodes. Maybe he will step in front of a speeding train and try to stop it.

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How big of you to share that stereotyping.

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Your Honor, because that adrenochrome he's obviously taking is expensive and addictive, yo, he should be allowed to go to rehab instead. (He saw it on Nip/Tucker.)

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Well, I are a real lawyer and I have a Power Puff Girls folder! And a PeeWee's Playhouse one too!

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No, he just ended up in the western part of the state, where Madison Cawthorn is from.

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Within 10 years, Fournier will get tied up in some other scam, probably costing people a lot more than this one. He sounds like he is too full of himself and can do no wrong, or at least thinks he is smart enough to weasel out of any problem he gets into. So he will dive right in on the next deal that sounds like easy money. But he does not have the money Trump and other rich crooks have to hire lawyers or pay off officials that keeps them out of prison.

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Fiona!

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Are we still doing phrasing?

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how entirely unsurprising.

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They both look like they'd be cast to play the casually rapey, bullying frat boys in an 80s comedy. Life imitates art, I guess.

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Prison seems really harsh. Couldn't we, I don't know, make him stand on a corner wearing a sign that says "Kick My Ass"? Just kidding. After all, is it even legal to punish a guy who is not poor or brownish?

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But you are missing the BIG IMPORTANT THING - Meghan Markle!!!!!

Just kidding - Sarah Rafferty is vastly more atractive and a way better actor.

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Where do you live? "The annual earnings for a full-time minimum-wage worker is $15,080 at the current federal minimum wage of $7.25"

When working I never made more than $31,000 after taxes and benefits, etc. in NY state which easily has a higher minimum wage. I know I never had $15,000 taken out of my wages.

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a/k/a "Criminal (Lack Of) Minds"

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