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Franklin Graham Tells Roaring CPAC Crowd To Get Trump ‘Reelected’ To Unconstitutional 3rd Term: ‘I Love Him!’

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/franklin-graham-tells-roaring-cpac-crowd-to-get-trump-reelected-to-unconstitutional-3rd-term-i-love-him/

42tontom's avatar

“Show me a sign!”

ZZZZZZZAP

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

I don’t know much but I do know this. Trump is going to serve an unconstitutional third term. It’s going to happen.

How do I know this? Because no one on the left is objecting to it. We told Biden he was too old to serve a second term at 82. And yet NOT ONE PERSON on the left has said, “hey wait a minute, didn’t we just tell Biden 82 was too old to be president?” NOT ONE.

Why am I the only one on this planet stating the obvious?

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

OT: Inconvenient data for MAGA morons.

From Pew Research Center

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Most Americans, including majorities of Democrats and Republicans alike, say it's good for the country that the US population is made up of people of many different races and ethnicities.

https://bsky.app/profile/johngramlich.bsky.social/post/3mhyednmjzs2b

Randy Bender's avatar

Do opinion polls really matter in a totalitarian kleptocracy?

50% of the labor camp wants more beets, while 10% are unsure and the remaining 40% want more spoons for digging tunnels under the fences.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

smoooooooking lamp is

LIT NAO!!

Noma Larkey's avatar

Just saw that the CPAC loonies are in town. MSNOW showed a clip of some dolt, in her MAGA cap, saying he's "The Peace President". When this is all done, it will bring so much peace to the Middle East. He's a genius!

Jeebus, I better keep the windows closed the next few days - don't want any of the stupid to blow in.

Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

Florida drops sociology from the core curriculum at public universities.

That means they can't teach about inequalities, which do exist and are extremely harmful.

We heard about this the other day. In any case, fuck the Florida university board of governors. Fuck 'em.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/florida-bans-sociology-from-core-curriculum-at-state-universities/ar-AA1Zu0eI?ocid=winp2fptaskbar&cvid=34e1d17844af43e3ddecd7242573378a&ei=25

wobbly's avatar

"There's no such thing as society." - Margaret Thatcher

Parakeetist's avatar

"Fuck Margaret Thatcher" - everybody in England

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Scotland's response was unprintable.

weejee's avatar

'Scussies, but I'll pass.

EyeQueue's avatar

Of *course* they want to get rid of sociology courses.

It was an in Intro to Soc class that I got disabused of some of the backwards notions I had at the time, like "women get more $$$ for each kid on welfare."

NO ONE gets enough $$$ for a kid to make that profitable. It was just ignorance and that is the shit that sociology teaches.

It's probably considered too "woke."

Thank You For Trying's avatar

Motherfucking boo these people.

paul's avatar

Someone must have a case of the sads.

Mike Johnson Invents FAKE AWARD FOR BABY-BRAINED TRUMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5PVnCR5GOE

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It’s extremely cringey but, I think the designer or selector of the “award” is having the last laugh because that thing looks like the eagle that attacked asshole during his first go-round.

Donald Laporte's avatar

Participation trophy for the LOSER.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Gotta keep his ego pumped or he'll deflate.

EyeQueue's avatar

Fuck every human who has normalized his behavior. They need to suffer for it. :(

EyeQueue's avatar

OMG, my mom was talking about this earlier. How shameful and embarrassing.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Who is holding all the cards now?

BREAKING: IRAN ISSUES DIRE WARNING AS 50K US TROOPS CALLED UP

Secular Talk (15:57) : https://youtu.be/qf2zljIWyog

Russell Jones's avatar

Might as well make it an even 58,000 and send them into the meat grinder all at once, rather than doing a Vietnam style drip feed.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

*something's* over 50k nao...

and btdubs Iran's standing army is, I think, at 1.2 meeellion individuals

Goonemeritus's avatar

But what about injecting bleach? I'm sure that's also good, isn't it?

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Or sticking a UV lamp up the butt.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

The light at the end of the tunnel.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Well most people do that just for fun.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

You’ve been reporting for weeks that this is exactly what he’s been wanting to do. So why is it a “bombshell”?

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Bombshell Report Says Trump ‘Leaning Toward’ Ground Operation In Iran, Citing Mediating Country Official

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/bombshell-report-says-trump-leaning-toward-ground-operation-in-iran-citing-mediating-country-official/

Russell Jones's avatar

The B-word is a time saver, as it tells the reader quite conclusively that there's zero fucking point in reading any further.

Thank You For Trying's avatar

The AI news generating software only knows a couple headline words. BOMBSHELL! SLAMS! DESTROYS!

We should try to be kind and compassionate to the struggle of the machines.

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Forget it Jake, it's not media, it's media-ite

Euripides Pants's avatar

More of a turdroll.

goCatgo's avatar

Markets dropping like cat turds rolling off a tin roof.

NASDAQ leading the way down at about -2.4 %.

Oil up of course. Keeping under the century mark at $94 and change.

Apparently some juries thinks the Facebook gang are not a bunch

of choir boys, and " fines from the U.S. trials in New Mexico and Los Angeles totaled only a few hundred million dollars," Who knew?

So down 8% at this time.

Apparently wars affect rates, but not in a good way.

https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/articles/war-iran-drives-us-mortgage-160032025.html

Babe Paley's avatar

Hope that's not a hot tin roof.

goCatgo's avatar

Ha! IKR Poor kitty!

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Damn that sneaky Biden.... manipulating markets and world events from his underground bunker and ice cream shack on Rehoboth Beach

Goonemeritus's avatar

You shouldn't give him all the credit, I'm sure Hilary also had some involvment.

Caepan's avatar

Obama and his time machine too, also!

Russell Jones's avatar

Not too shabby for a wholly non compos mentis pudding brain!

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

We're going to have a ground war in Iran. An unwinnable ground war.

And Trump will still remain in the White House. This country is fucked up beyond any hope of redemption.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

he will attempt to cancel elections

Nuernburger's avatar

Did Melanie ask if the robot was fully functional?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Did the robot ask if Melanoma was fully functional?

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

From the nose up? I have doubts.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"She looks a bit squinty"

YaJagoff's avatar

Drop the 'S' and the 'I', It would be more accurate.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Ah, Chaucer English. Yes, very accurate.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Maybe a nice cold goose would change that, however briefly.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

She won't know until she fucks it.

Maybe she will make the robot pregnant.

Mysterysurf's avatar

...if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

YaJagoff's avatar

The ceremonial first pitch was delivered by Thing, the disembodied hand character from Netflix’s popular series Wednesday Imagine telling Babe Ruth this is who would be throwing out the first pitch to open the 2026 MLB season https://xcancel.com/JomboyMedia/status/2036888254415274178 Netflix is gonna ruin baseball.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Yes, because MLB is such a grand serious establishment...

This is far less embarrassing than multiple actual people who are shitty humans, who have thrown out a first pitch.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

I was expecting a large, rock-looking biped.

Thank You For Trying's avatar

I don't watch baseball or Wednesday, but I do watch the furious responses to whatever the hell Netflix is doing to ruin fun and society.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

used to be there was sporps,

and then there was entertainment

pstokk's avatar

When they finally develop a vaccine against MAGA stupid brain, I hope they just dump it in the water, don't tell anyone, just dump it in. Or maybe tell the targeted communities it's a homeopathic treatment to remove flouride from the water.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

The market really did a business today.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

wait 'til the war starts in earnest :/

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Trump is gonna get mad real soon now.

Parakeetist's avatar

Yep. Stinks to high heaven.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

This is such a stupid country.

Donald Laporte's avatar

Its so infuriating that it didn't have to be this way.

"M"'s avatar

It was engineered to be such, unfortunately

And no less than Benjamin Franklin insisted on the need for an educated electorate in order to keep a democracy ... which goes a LONG way toward explaining the mess we've got in front of us right now

https://youtu.be/rfSvbP98RqM?si=UbpyPJ7H-5KT7cmG

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

The US electorate are brainwashed monkeys.

Apologies to regular general purpose brainwashed monkeys.

Thank You For Trying's avatar

We sure have had a couple few rough decades.

Babe Paley's avatar

Today trump said that a day with him was like an eternity and he didn't mean it as a bad thing.

Parakeetist's avatar

I would like to rewind to 2016 and have the right person sworn in, please.

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"I am getting tired of this stupid country." - Margaret Sanger