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Rachael's avatar

Of course it's not Tylenol - it's the chemtrails, people!!!

Trudy Anrep's avatar

Tylenol with Childhood Vaccines is mentioned as a contributing combination for the Brain damage done to developing Children .

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Fortunately, many of these non-believers often see the light when their own life is on the line. But there will always be those who would rather die than admit they're wrong. Practically Darwinian.

marcus816's avatar

I have a friend who just died from bladder cancer that he fought for over 30 years, more accurately, he took his on life because the pain and the misery were just not worth it anymore. I have a friend who has a cancerous node on his kidney, he is hopefully waiting for a mRNA cure just like you described.

I am so utterly disgusted with stupid people. At this point I can’t help but feel that we are doomed and the cause of our pending demise will be our inclination to rank stupidity and willful ignorance.

Neil Bowes's avatar

We call it paracetamol here. No trade names. We can't buy paracetamol by the bucket in the UK either. 32 500g tablets is the maximum per purchase. Was introduced to try and stop suicides.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

If you want to have some fun, find some MAHA dipshit and ask them what mRNA is and what it does in the body.

I guarantee, they won’t get close to the correct answer.

eppe's avatar

Questions about gravity and swap derivatives can also get a similar reactio.

RRJKR's avatar

"Swap Derivatives" Just sounds like something that goes against "Bible Treachin"

Daniel's avatar

OK, I admit I have a bit of a problem explaining swap derivatives too, uhm, just a little bit...

eppe's avatar
2dEdited

I guess FIFA don't much care about the late game today. Switzerland versus Algeria, an 8 PM PDT start time is 5 AM in Bern and 4 AM in Algiers. Not exactly prime viewing hours.

Runfastandwin's avatar

Ridiculous? That's putting it mildly 007.

Marcus Damicus's avatar

"For the study, recently published in JAMA, researchers started with a cohort of over 700,000 mother-child pairs in Hong Kong...."

The study was flawed because Chinese are not white people in 3...2...1....

86 47

HippolyteBouchard's avatar

Bearing in mind that a brain-eating worm burrowed its way into RFKJR's head and subsequently died of starvation this may be one malady to which the MAHA crowd has a 'natural immunity'.

eppe's avatar

There's no brain here! I'm coming to join ya, Lizbeth!

tek's avatar

So.. yesterday I read on CNBC that "the FIFA world cup will likely add 40,000 US jobs"

Today I read on CNBC that the total job increase last month was 57,000.

.

um...

eppe's avatar

At least 39,500 of those jobs were for one day only and barely lasted for more than 6 hours.

CzechJournalists's avatar

so they're counting cbp & ice?

"M"'s avatar

Trumpland Math

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

RFK Jr. is a danger to every man, woman, and child in this country.. He and that quack, Dr. Oz need to be removed. Problem is he is scraping the bottom of the barrel with these two. Regime change can't come too soon

motmelere's avatar

Cracking good thundershower in Wisco, don't want to rub it in too hard, but we are cool up here.

dave in texas's avatar

Temperatures in Central Texas have been pretty, well, temperate so far this year. We've only broken 100 once, and that was some freak thing back in March or April. The humidity has been out of control, though; I don't remember a stretch like this.

Craig Nixon's avatar

We've got it coming in NY, all day and night Mon and Tues.

High of 70. I may break out a jacket.

"M"'s avatar

"all you need is a light jacket"

Craig Nixon's avatar

Now I'm hearing the Sopranos.

"It's the jaaaaaaacket!"

"M"'s avatar

I really could deal with NOT dealing with the utter Greed-Driven Dysfunction of the Confederacy for

ONE FREAKING DAY, people

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebus

Towns Rally to Protect Martha’s Vineyard Commission Authority

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dla3bjy_YOk

GOP Aims to Repeal the 17th Amendment to Strip Voting Power Away from Citizens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoiOF9kuXts

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Re: the 17th Amendment. They're scared to death of what's coming and they're desperate to stop it from happening. Makes them dangerous. Fortunately for us, they're also fairly incompetent. Midterms gonna be a shitshow!

Craig Nixon's avatar

Yeah, that first part there?

Welcome to my life.

Goonemeritus's avatar

My neighbor just put in a pool, a pretty rare move for a lake house. When last we talked he said his wife had total kidney failure which he blamed on the COVID vaccine. I should point out that this is the same neighbor who believes the Civil War had nothing what so ever to do with the institution of slavery.

Craig Nixon's avatar

I'd get your own lake house on the market quick. :)

Goonemeritus's avatar

I spent my career in manufacturing, you learn to hold your tongue.

Marlon Rando's avatar

The misinformed and willfully ignorant are errywhere.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Can't swing a cat without hitting one.

Marlon Rando's avatar

I object to the swinging of any cats, but I do have a ball bat.

Reader's avatar

And they can afford lakehouses and pools. Long string of swearwords.

Seek's avatar

I’m a tremendous cynic by nature and nurture. If you walk up to one of these mouth breathing troglodytes and tell them they have a severe cancer which can only be cured by an mRNA shot, they’ll take it. Taking one to prevent something that might happen allows them room to bluster. Presented with a cure for a deadly disease they currently have will be a different kettle of fish.

They will spend the rest of their lives blaming every little thing that goes wrong on “the cancer jab” and they will probably sue some doctor about it.