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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"We discriminate against necrophiliacs"

Interesting bit of almost-self-awareness from a guy who fellates Jesus' muscular wang.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Recycled lawyer joke. Makes for a pretty good Baptist joke, too.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Evidently, if you want flowers or a cake for your corpse bride, it's OK for the shop owner to refuse. Assuming he has deeply-held religious beliefs on the topic, of course.

Actually, come to think of it . . . does the Bibble have anything to say about this issue? Proving your deeply held religious convictions might be a bit of a problem.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Except for rape babbies, which are "gifts from God."

The Xtard mind is a strange and twisty place.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

In many religions, especially fundie ones, Reality = Heresy.

True in the days of Giordano Bruno, and still true today.

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bobbert's avatar

I'm my own... wait, what?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

You need one that goes to 11.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

VB.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Yeah, big-time external validity issues using only Aussie subjects. I mean, the water goes down the drain backwards there!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Successful gay couples, and no guns . . . what a hellhole Australia has become!" -Brian A. Fissure

Who, by the way, recently excreted this fresh, steaming <a href="http:\/\/www.pinknews.co.uk\/2014\/07\/07\/bryan-fischer-we-discriminate-against-necrophilics-why-not-gays\/" target="_blank">pile of derp</a>.

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schmannity's avatar

Family Research Council: Sure, who conducted the study, "climate change scientists?"

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Same sex couples know they're scrutinized more closely than hetero couples. Are we simply seeing the results of parents who try harder? (Take a note AFA it's the effort, not the gender.)

Someday the child of a same sex couple will commit a crime. And if the religious nuts' prayers are answered, it will be a horrible mass rape, murder, satanic ritual. Imagine their rejoicing.

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Lot_49's avatar

You know it's tough being gay when your kids are bleeding at the wrists and ankles.

Oh, you said "stigma." Never mind.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

*sigh* Again with the comparing things that cannot consent to gay relationships.

Though if the dead <em>could</em> consent, we would have a slightly more pressing problem.

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schmannity's avatar

Bitter much?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>We have a feeling that this important research on families may not go over especially well at the “Family Research Council.”</i>

Our intolerance is the good kind because shut up that’s why.

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