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<blockquote>absolutely NO change in gun policy</blockquote>

Amtrak and National Parks libel!

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you deserve 400 'p's' for that.

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11% coverage of the issues? That explains why the country hasn't been lit on fire and burned to the ground yet.

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Palin 2016. Finally, I have a reason to go on commenting for four more years.

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Wayne LaPierre will explain that MSM is just trying to hide its true intentions by positive Romney coverage.

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Too late, I just bought all their stock.

"Inventory" and "stock" are the same, right?

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<i>I ate a cat.</i>

You're still allowed to say "pussy" on wonkette, though I prefer to use the clever(?) misdirection of "kitty".

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Issues? Let's see if we can recall the issues from 2008. Socialism. Secret muslin. Kenya. Also, stock market went down 700 points one day and Russia invaded Georgia.

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sequencing the genome?

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