A new obviously fake study published in some bogus "medical" "journal" called theJournal of the American Medical Associationor whatever claims that vaccinating girls against the human papillomavirus so they do not get cervical cancer and die from it will not cause them to immediately rush out and do a bunch of unsafe sex and turn into sluts.
Jeezus, have scientists have been going about peddling this vaccine the wrong way, or what?
The very same GOP assholes who are all "Meh, protecting girls? They're only girls, fer chrissake!" would be medicating the water supplies, and putting the un-vaccinated into concentration camps, if they were told it was a vaccine against DICK CANCER!
What you want to do is convince the wingnuts that the anti-vaxxers are a false-flag operation designed by Obama as part of a fiendish plot to ensure that conservatives die off within a couple of generations. (Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, ISIS and the UN are optional co-conspirators.) Get it planted on reich-wing boards like Blightfart and WingNutDaily, and wait for Fucks Gnus to pick it up ("It's being reported that...")
You'll know you've won when you have Glenn Beck tearfully begging them to get their shots.
"New study's show wearing life vests on cruise ships doesn't make passengers more likely to jump in ocean. Film at 11."
You know that the Coz was slippin' that vaccine into those ladies' drinks.
Don't forget to get your boys vaccinated. They wanna be sluts too.
It's like the IQ is just leaking out of our body politic.
(so to speak).
I hate say this, but it was also a mid-70's thing. Some tropes just don't have the good sense to die.
Yeah. I got mine last month, and I was expecting it to turn me into Putin. So far, dice don't have me.
DICK CANCER??
Jeezus, have scientists have been going about peddling this vaccine the wrong way, or what?
The very same GOP assholes who are all "Meh, protecting girls? They're only girls, fer chrissake!" would be medicating the water supplies, and putting the un-vaccinated into concentration camps, if they were told it was a vaccine against DICK CANCER!
Not conspiracy-nutty enough, I'm afraid.
What you want to do is convince the wingnuts that the anti-vaxxers are a false-flag operation designed by Obama as part of a fiendish plot to ensure that conservatives die off within a couple of generations. (Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, ISIS and the UN are optional co-conspirators.) Get it planted on reich-wing boards like Blightfart and WingNutDaily, and wait for Fucks Gnus to pick it up ("It's being reported that...")
You'll know you've won when you have Glenn Beck tearfully begging them to get their shots.
That's great . . . if you're into slow buffalos.
The GOP seems to be much better at finding them than Wonkette is. In fact, I think they've beaten us to it every single time.
Do they think being married confers immunity? Fuckin' idjits.
"How soon will the oral vaccine be available?"
--Bill Cosby
It's for a good cause. Trust us.
Wait, HPV doesn't stand for Human Promiscuity Virus?
"New study's show wearing life vests on cruise ships doesn't make passengers more likely to jump in ocean. Film at 11."
So, hypothetically, if I <i>did</i> want to turn a young girl into a whore, what would I use now? Asking for a friend.
-- B Cosby