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It's Just Toomush's avatar

You know you would just want to keep raising the shock level to Votelethal...

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Napalitanos sources? :Putin ducks his head out from behind the curtain: pleased to be a stinker

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

wonder what would happen if NONONOtano said on the air that the only way to prevent butt tapps is to put spirit cooked pizza in there.

It's Just Toomush's avatar

Russian troops will not march up Pennsylvania Avenue - what's the point, when you own it?...

rubikcube's avatar

John Oliver called him a mid-transitional werewolf. Love that! Donald take note- now THAT'S a scalp reduction!

chicken thief's avatar

And grabs pussies! Because RICH!11!!!

TakingAmes's avatar

That's ok. We won't need the gubmint to surveill us anymore. Verizon and Comcast will do it for them.

chicken thief's avatar

I have it on good authority that Obama first hired Pence to install the wiretapps at Trump Tower but Melania was home alone so Pence couldn't enter. Just keep paying me to be on the teeveez a few weeks and I'll reveal my sources!!!!

TakingAmes's avatar

Helping defend us against Mexico?

Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

I would settle for being able to post Pop-Up Video-style comment bubbles on the screen, like LOLWHUT BillO?? Maxine Waters' hair is smarter than ur whole BRAIN, u gross old ladybeater

chicken thief's avatar

Wouldn't it make more sense that Hitlery wire tapped Trump? I mean, not only would she have some motive to do so but she could also too have The Ghost of Scalia sign the warrant and The Ghost of Vince Foster install the actual tapps under threat that she would murder them again if they didn't co-operate.

TakingAmes's avatar

Which explains why all the edges are fuzzy and Anger Spice squints a lot.

chicken thief's avatar

Sorry, Judge, no matter how bad ass you make Obama sound, I think I'll go with the FBI, NSA, and GHCQ on this one.

Jon Sussex's avatar

Mmm...can I interest you in our velvety merde du jour?