Maybe Donald Trump only respects fellow bridge & tunnel jackasses with dead wild animal pelts on their heads. Several weeks ago, Donald Trump had a Twitter Tantrum, accusing our most recent good, intelligent president, Barack Obama, of putting "wire tapps" in all the microwaves, vibrators and telephones at Trump Tower. He did this because, well, first of all, he's real fuckin' stupid, and second of all, Trump is a totally easy mark for conspiracy theories, so when he saw discredited Fox News idiot Judge Andrew Napolitano say Obama put the "wire tapps" inside his fanny, he immediately reached up his butt with his non-Twitter hand in a desperate need to GET. THEM. OUT. (Allegedly.)
I have it on good authority that Obama first hired Pence to install the wiretapps at Trump Tower but Melania was home alone so Pence couldn't enter. Just keep paying me to be on the teeveez a few weeks and I'll reveal my sources!!!!
I would settle for being able to post Pop-Up Video-style comment bubbles on the screen, like LOLWHUT BillO?? Maxine Waters' hair is smarter than ur whole BRAIN, u gross old ladybeater
Wouldn't it make more sense that Hitlery wire tapped Trump? I mean, not only would she have some motive to do so but she could also too have The Ghost of Scalia sign the warrant and The Ghost of Vince Foster install the actual tapps under threat that she would murder them again if they didn't co-operate.
You know you would just want to keep raising the shock level to Votelethal...
I like that analogy!
Napalitanos sources? :Putin ducks his head out from behind the curtain: pleased to be a stinker
wonder what would happen if NONONOtano said on the air that the only way to prevent butt tapps is to put spirit cooked pizza in there.
Russian troops will not march up Pennsylvania Avenue - what's the point, when you own it?...
John Oliver called him a mid-transitional werewolf. Love that! Donald take note- now THAT'S a scalp reduction!
And grabs pussies! Because RICH!11!!!
That's ok. We won't need the gubmint to surveill us anymore. Verizon and Comcast will do it for them.
I have it on good authority that Obama first hired Pence to install the wiretapps at Trump Tower but Melania was home alone so Pence couldn't enter. Just keep paying me to be on the teeveez a few weeks and I'll reveal my sources!!!!
Helping defend us against Mexico?
I would settle for being able to post Pop-Up Video-style comment bubbles on the screen, like LOLWHUT BillO?? Maxine Waters' hair is smarter than ur whole BRAIN, u gross old ladybeater
Wouldn't it make more sense that Hitlery wire tapped Trump? I mean, not only would she have some motive to do so but she could also too have The Ghost of Scalia sign the warrant and The Ghost of Vince Foster install the actual tapps under threat that she would murder them again if they didn't co-operate.
Fucking 9/11 truther?
Which explains why all the edges are fuzzy and Anger Spice squints a lot.
Sorry, Judge, no matter how bad ass you make Obama sound, I think I'll go with the FBI, NSA, and GHCQ on this one.
Mmm...can I interest you in our velvety merde du jour?