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And having rich scumbag Dad

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CNN does not approve of that type of uncivil behavior of Liberals

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Falling Down Guy has goatee?

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And then all the black people went back to AfricaAnd all the Browns went back to Mexico And the wimminz made Sammiches and sexy times for any man who askedAnd nobody made fun of his tiny penis again

The End

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This may be an unpopular opinion, but I give the male contestant a pass on this, since he's Canuckistani. I sure as shit couldn't tell you much about Canadian politics other than Justin Trudeau.

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I'd like to buy a voiced labiolingual fricative (vulg. razzberry). But they don't seem to be on offer.

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Well, I will give them credit for naming people who should go to jail.

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"You get a roll with it, baby!"

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"We recommend these contestants understand that first of all, we are just teasing, and that if they want to be REAL smart maybe they should just read Wonkette every single day."

TRUTH!

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You can't be missed if you don't go away.

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That's a good one! I'd go with 3. Most friendly players will give you a Mulligan on the first hole.

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In a pinch, the banks would use the Budweiser Clydesdales.

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The Wells Fargo Wagon.

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How many golf balls are on the moon? (A Genus Trivial Pursuit Question I remember from 1982.)

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Gorka is fabulous! He has an early 1990's Limelight-era way of explaining everything! ...Just say "Kissinger", you'd be closer. Stupid Jeopardy people.

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I’d fucking love that. Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey is my all time favourite film of all time.

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