Stupid Palin Email Dump Media Frenzy Makes Fox News Poll Kind of Fun

Unlike everyone else furiously competing to uncover new humiliating details within Sarah Palin's thousands of newly released emails like greedy children searching for a Wonka golden ticket, Fox News reporter Greta Van Susteren will just conduct this slanted, simplistic poll about whether the media is being annoying. The answer is still yes! Congratulations, Lame Stream Media, for the first time ever we'd rather read a Fox News poll than suffer through any more of this "Palin email liveblogging." What vitally important national security information have we come across so far?

• Sarah Palin wanted a tanning bed in the statehouse, which everyone already knew? Why was John Boehner living in Sarah Palin's body while she was governor?

• Palin did not always viciously hate the media and once accidentally told her staff to be nice to reporters. (This was back when the media thought she was "cute.")

• Snowmobile aficionado first dude Todd Palin hacked into Sarah's computer a few times.

• Palin signed some bill on the day Trig was born so that she didn't have to count it as a vacation day.

And that is all you will ever need to know about this, no matter what the Washington Post says.  [ Guardian / NYTimes / HuffPo / WaPo ]