Unlike everyone else furiously competing to uncover new humiliating details within Sarah Palin's thousands of newly released emails like greedy children searching for a Wonka golden ticket, Fox News reporter Greta Van Susteren will just conduct this slanted, simplistic poll
Alt-Text fail? "Screen shot at 2011-06-10 04.31.34 PM" I laughed my ass off. I mean "screen shot"!?!? If Anthony Weiner had tweeted that, it would be a whole segment on Fux News. "PM"!!! Can only mean Penis Message. HA HA HA .... OMFG ... HA HA HA!
Maybe some "citizen activists" could dress up like The Village People™, go aboard a cargo ship and toss the imported (from Wasilla) Sarah Palin™ T-shirts into the harbor. I know that's stealing, but the Village People won't mind lending their public personas to this worthy cause.
<blockquote>Sarah Palin Unravels Financial Red Tape for Nigerian Prince</blockquote> <blockquote>Alaskans To Reap Benefits of Sarah Palin&#039;s Larger Penis</blockquote> <blockquote>Comic Sans Mysteriously Absent from Palin E-mails: GOP blames Sharia Law</blockquote> <blockquote>Sarah Palin E-mails Raise Concerns over Alaskans&#039; Speling Skills</blockquote>
(a) Not yet (b) Only on weekends (c) Mostly (d) She has it coming
Everything she produces is trash -- what choice do we have?
What conflict? In the Palin compound, making money IS a family value.
She doesn&#039;t believe in global warming, so how about anti-climatic?
If brevity is the soul of wit, 25,000 emails is surely the soul of witlessness.
e) Ur-grifter
Alt-Text fail? &quot;Screen shot at 2011-06-10 04.31.34 PM&quot; I laughed my ass off. I mean &quot;screen shot&quot;!?!? If Anthony Weiner had tweeted that, it would be a whole segment on Fux News. &quot;PM&quot;!!! Can only mean Penis Message. HA HA HA .... OMFG ... HA HA HA!
They&#039;re going to name another meadow after Sarah Palin&trade;, similar to the &quot;Going Rogue Grasslands&quot;.
I agree! I agree! &quot;Screen shot&quot;, indeed. This is quintessential internet porn.
Maybe some &quot;citizen activists&quot; could dress up like The Village People&trade;, go aboard a cargo ship and toss the imported (from Wasilla) Sarah Palin&trade; T-shirts into the harbor. I know that&#039;s stealing, but the Village People won&#039;t mind lending their public personas to this worthy cause.
Let&#039;s get started then...
<blockquote>Sarah Palin Unravels Financial Red Tape for Nigerian Prince</blockquote> <blockquote>Alaskans To Reap Benefits of Sarah Palin&#039;s Larger Penis</blockquote> <blockquote>Comic Sans Mysteriously Absent from Palin E-mails: GOP blames Sharia Law</blockquote> <blockquote>Sarah Palin E-mails Raise Concerns over Alaskans&#039; Speling Skills</blockquote>
Was she hounded for three-years to release the most obscure version of her birth certificate? No? Ok, then. Victimhood rejected.
Any LOLCats links/forwards?
I friggin&#039; love those things.
this was fun.
yes we should be focusing on jobs and not on sarah.
and i would like to know why this house of baggers has done precious little about that.
Needs moar Paul Revere-type history quotes.