Tuesday was the day of reckoning for fish-lipped poop goblin Dinesh D’Souza to stand tall before The Man and learn his sentence for funneling illegal donations to a friend’s senate campaign.
The no-jail-time is kind of D'pressing, but I'll try to keep from D'spondence by remembering that he's still a felon.
<i>You&rsquo;re a real Count of Monte Cristo, Dinesh.</i>
I think he&#039;s more of a <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/560235\/bite-this-man-and-this-woman-croque-monsieur-and-croque-madame-for-lunch" target="_blank">Crock Monsieur</a>.
New here?
The no-jail-time is kind of D&#039;pressing, but I&#039;ll try to keep from D&#039;spondence by remembering that he&#039;s still a felon.
<a href="https:\/\/twitter.com\/commiegirl1\/status\/514861621706244096" target="_blank">I don&#039;t think she&#039;d mind . . .</a>
He&#039;s not Goan to jail.
&quot;As if we were &ldquo;journalists&rdquo; who knew nothing about our subject and needed to research it.&quot;
This is why you will never be successful as a a modern journalist.
<i>Which we guess would make Katie Pavlich a real Alexandre Dumas</i>
You misspelled &quot;dumb ass&quot;
<i>You&rsquo;re a real Count of Monte Cristo, Dinesh.</i>
I think he&#039;s more of a <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/560235\/bite-this-man-and-this-woman-croque-monsieur-and-croque-madame-for-lunch" target="_blank">Crock Monsieur</a>.
Sorry, I can&#039;t resist low-hanging fruit.
How dare the prosecutor do their job! Only the ones who prosecute the poors and other undesirables should be able to do that!
Kathryn Lopez poster?! That&#039;s a big hole he&#039;s covering. Did someone slip him a backhoe?
Bet he teaches them that the proper response to &quot;Thank you&quot; is &quot;Fuck you, I got mine.&quot;