Tuesday was the day of reckoning for fish-lipped poop goblin Dinesh D’Souza to stand tall before The Man and learn his sentence for funneling illegal donations to a friend’s senate campaign. Both prosecutors and defense lawyers had submitted sentencing memos arguing for particular punishments ahead of time. Prosecutors wanted to send D’Souza up the river to the big house for 10 to 16 months, while Fish Lips’ own attorney argued for probation. This was the perfect opportunity for our favorite Girl Friday, wingnut sock puppet Katie Pavlich, to
The no-jail-time is kind of D'pressing, but I'll try to keep from D'spondence by remembering that he's still a felon.
<i>You&rsquo;re a real Count of Monte Cristo, Dinesh.</i>
I think he&#039;s more of a <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/560235\/bite-this-man-and-this-woman-croque-monsieur-and-croque-madame-for-lunch" target="_blank">Crock Monsieur</a>.
New here?
The no-jail-time is kind of D&#039;pressing, but I&#039;ll try to keep from D&#039;spondence by remembering that he&#039;s still a felon.
<a href="https:\/\/twitter.com\/commiegirl1\/status\/514861621706244096" target="_blank">I don&#039;t think she&#039;d mind . . .</a>
He&#039;s not Goan to jail.
&quot;As if we were &ldquo;journalists&rdquo; who knew nothing about our subject and needed to research it.&quot;
This is why you will never be successful as a a modern journalist.
<i>Which we guess would make Katie Pavlich a real Alexandre Dumas</i>
You misspelled &quot;dumb ass&quot;
<i>You&rsquo;re a real Count of Monte Cristo, Dinesh.</i>
I think he&#039;s more of a <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/560235\/bite-this-man-and-this-woman-croque-monsieur-and-croque-madame-for-lunch" target="_blank">Crock Monsieur</a>.
Sorry, I can&#039;t resist low-hanging fruit.
How dare the prosecutor do their job! Only the ones who prosecute the poors and other undesirables should be able to do that!
Kathryn Lopez poster?! That&#039;s a big hole he&#039;s covering. Did someone slip him a backhoe?
Bet he teaches them that the proper response to &quot;Thank you&quot; is &quot;Fuck you, I got mine.&quot;