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Somehow, I have a feeling if that were to happen, it would be treated as a national emergency and our taxes would be diverted to repair.

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Cards Against Humanity bought property on the border and hired lawyers who specialize in eminent domain law. So I'm looking forward to it.

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To your edit: That'll depend on how dark your skin is, most likely. -__-

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cordless right angle grinders. love raz

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Or dangling participles?

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Actually, my grammar sucks but I am guilty of texting as though I’m sending a professional email or something - can NOT do one word replies or “UR.”

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Last prediction is dead square on Mar-A-Lago.

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It's like they can't decide between greed and supremecist nationalism....

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But muh gun rights

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Nothing about Trump is reputable. He reeks of corruption and dirty dealings. All his cronies either end up in jail, taking the fall for him, or they are kicked to the curb and ignored when they are no longer of use to him. His personal lawyer and his frickin campaign manager went to prison. How this douche is still free and in power is baffling.

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Sadly, here in Arizona, Trump is beginning to replace lower existing fencing with his ugly 30 ft "wall" in Organ Pipe National Monument, so there are no pesky rich Republican landowners with standing to sue to stop him damaging and despoiling a fragile natural environment and priceless national treasure. He is stealing from all of us and we can't stop him.

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North Dakota?

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We can stop him in the courts. We can also stop him with direct in-your-face, in-the-street public demonstrations and obstruction.

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But...but...but...but....Trump PROMISED US that MEXICO would pay for this wall!

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Yeah, Trump is "draining the swamp," all right.

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