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How could he not, after being exposed to the actual GOP mindset?

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Well, shit, you're ahead of the game.

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Teh Google KNOWS THINGS

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What they are doing is a little less like puppies yapping and more like the reason you put newspapers down.

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Proof that Eagles are shitty:

If you play any of The Eagles records <i>backwards</i>, the flow of shit becomes reversed.

Shit will come out of your ass, later on! TRY IT AND SEE

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Very sinister.

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You DO spend an inordinate amount of time reading about the hi-jinx of stupid people (read: republicans).

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Can you imagine how thoroughly Ol' Winnie would have thrashed any man foolish to accuse him of being a commie?

My favorite statement <strong>about</strong> Churchie was along the lines of:

While he may have been of the world of chauvinist politics and secret deals made in smoke filled rooms, he represented the very best of that world.

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It was no big deal to buckle them up and hang down.

Getting back up, however, was quite another story...

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I wish I could give you another thumbs up!

Genius right there! GENIUS!

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Props to the Wonketters who did their parts over there!

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The adobe is fine in a sunny climate, but use in where it rains and your house will turn into a mud hut.

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President Ronald Reagan changed the seal so the eagle would be looking right instead of to the left.

How much money did we waste on that one?

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Yet Dubya got elected after pissing on the flag by skipping his cushy National Guard duty then shitting on it by only calling 9/11 "an <i>apparent</i> terrorist attack "

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Or they need to bring back Joe Walsh.

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<i>"Islam often makes use of symbolism to flaunt the destruction of non-believers."</i>

Really!? This has been a right-wing meme since the "victory mosque" smear about our fellow citizens exercising their First Amendment rights to worship near the WTC site. But is there any truth to it? Because it sounds like a sufficiently vague all-purpose accustation to have no real meaning. As if I said, the snake in "don't tread on me" flag represents America's dicks.

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