Better be a little more afraid, White People, because The Blacks are on the rampage now, driven into a frenzy of anti-white violence by race hustlers like Al Sharpton and Oprah! Stupidest Man on the Internet Jim Hoft brings us this breathless lede: On August 9, 2014,
Having been to a Waffle House, I feel qualified to posit: A) the white guys were drunk or high B) the white guys made loud mouthy remarks that are totally acceptable in their normal milieu C) the white guys counted on their perceived superiority and handguns to protect them from consequences D) 7 black guys did not start a fight, although 7 may have finished it E) all of the black guys will be referred to as thugs, criminals, animals, and all the usual epithets on the right F) when it is determined that A) is correct, no one on any form of rightwing "media" will mention this story ever again
Knock out waffles. Wouldn't the world be a better place if people went about slapping each other with fully loaded waffles as opposed to flashing guns or reading Hoft.
Can we convince them to hermetically seal the room, because Ebola? I'm thinking I can sell tubes of SMOTI-certified silicone caulk, at a 300% markup.
I think those two white guys went there looking to buy drugs, because you know how white people are. Cokeheads the lot of them, all hopped up on Toby Keith and Eric Clapton. Naturally, members of the community responded to this invasion of their neighborhood by armed, drug-addled thugs. And now <i>they&#039;re</i> the ones being figuratively lynched by the SMOTI-stream media!
Seriously, the first thing I think of when I hear a story like this is that it&#039;s somebody&#039;s lame-brained attempt to cover up a drug deal gone wrong.
Having been to a Waffle House, I feel qualified to posit: A) the white guys were drunk or high B) the white guys made loud mouthy remarks that are totally acceptable in their normal milieu C) the white guys counted on their perceived superiority and handguns to protect them from consequences D) 7 black guys did not start a fight, although 7 may have finished it E) all of the black guys will be referred to as thugs, criminals, animals, and all the usual epithets on the right F) when it is determined that A) is correct, no one on any form of rightwing &quot;media&quot; will mention this story ever again
with a nice chianti.
Black lynch mob? SMOTI is some strange fruit indeed.
I usually leave before noon, just to be extra safe.
Knock out waffles. Wouldn&#039;t the world be a better place if people went about slapping each other with fully loaded waffles as opposed to flashing guns or reading Hoft.
&quot;I have the feeling Smoti is not telling us the whole story.&quot;
I have the feeling that bears shit in the woods. Pretty much the same thing.
Can we convince them to hermetically seal the room, because Ebola? I&#039;m thinking I can sell tubes of SMOTI-certified silicone caulk, at a 300% markup.
Hot fudge or GTFO.
The bad guys with(out) guns didn&#039;t know they were supposed to be polite?
&quot;Honky.&quot;... &quot;Honky! Honky!&quot;... &quot;<i>Dead</i> Honky!&quot;
No, you&#039;re right.
You are such an idiot
Wait, this took place yesterday? 15 days after Michael Brown was shot? And the two are connected accoring to the SMOTI?
Are the people of Mississippi receiving their news by carrier pigeon or something?
I think those two white guys went there looking to buy drugs, because you know how white people are. Cokeheads the lot of them, all hopped up on Toby Keith and Eric Clapton. Naturally, members of the community responded to this invasion of their neighborhood by armed, drug-addled thugs. And now <i>they&#039;re</i> the ones being figuratively lynched by the SMOTI-stream media!
Seriously, the first thing I think of when I hear a story like this is that it&#039;s somebody&#039;s lame-brained attempt to cover up a drug deal gone wrong.
Has SMOTI photoshopped any Xrays yet?
You&#039;d think they&#039;d figure it out after the first three.
<strike>Red</strike>White Bull(shit) gives you WEENS!