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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Having been to a Waffle House, I feel qualified to posit: A) the white guys were drunk or high B) the white guys made loud mouthy remarks that are totally acceptable in their normal milieu C) the white guys counted on their perceived superiority and handguns to protect them from consequences D) 7 black guys did not start a fight, although 7 may have finished it E) all of the black guys will be referred to as thugs, criminals, animals, and all the usual epithets on the right F) when it is determined that A) is correct, no one on any form of rightwing "media" will mention this story ever again

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

with a nice chianti.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Black lynch mob? SMOTI is some strange fruit indeed.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I usually leave before noon, just to be extra safe.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Knock out waffles. Wouldn't the world be a better place if people went about slapping each other with fully loaded waffles as opposed to flashing guns or reading Hoft.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I have the feeling Smoti is not telling us the whole story."

I have the feeling that bears shit in the woods. Pretty much the same thing.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Can we convince them to hermetically seal the room, because Ebola? I'm thinking I can sell tubes of SMOTI-certified silicone caulk, at a 300% markup.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The bad guys with(out) guns didn't know they were supposed to be polite?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Honky."... "Honky! Honky!"... "<i>Dead</i> Honky!"

No, you're right.

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hunger pains's avatar

You are such an idiot

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Wait, this took place yesterday? 15 days after Michael Brown was shot? And the two are connected accoring to the SMOTI?

Are the people of Mississippi receiving their news by carrier pigeon or something?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I think those two white guys went there looking to buy drugs, because you know how white people are. Cokeheads the lot of them, all hopped up on Toby Keith and Eric Clapton. Naturally, members of the community responded to this invasion of their neighborhood by armed, drug-addled thugs. And now <i>they're</i> the ones being figuratively lynched by the SMOTI-stream media!

Seriously, the first thing I think of when I hear a story like this is that it's somebody's lame-brained attempt to cover up a drug deal gone wrong.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Has SMOTI photoshopped any Xrays yet?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You'd think they'd figure it out after the first three.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<strike>Red</strike>White Bull(shit) gives you WEENS!

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