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Chris Grrr's avatar

Boy, just imagine there was a sanity test required for voting...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

While I was googling up the numbers in my comment, I saw that. But factcheck.org sez it's 85% of children killed by guns in the wealthiest nations, not the entire world. Still pretty sad. We'll spend trillions to fight al Queda, diminish all our liberties, but not lift a finger to stop the terrorists within our borders, the NRA.<br /><br /><br />http://www.factcheck.org/20...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Define "help"...

Because if you look at it from a gun-<i>seller's</i> perspective...That's one more sale! Helpful!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Scud missiles in the sandbox, JUST IN CASE

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

My crazy neighbor wishes Chuck was on top of the WTC with a bazooka during the attack. Mostly because a bazooka would do fuck-all to a plane flying at 500 miles per hour and then we'd never have to listen to Chuck Norris again.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Question and observation:

The MK-19. I'm sorry, but the firing position for that gun can't be ergonomically correct.

Is it me, or do the modern US helmets kind of resemble the old German coal scuttle?

If you use the M32 Multiple Grenade Launcher, do you get to have multiple orgasms?

Oh, and by the way. You know what's really the coolest gun on the planet? The one that's not in the hands of a lunatic who lives in a society where it's harder to buy the fucking charger for my Black and Decker drill than it is to completely outfit your lunatic gun porn closet collection.

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The Quirk's avatar

Don't be silly, this is clearly a job for killer drones.

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The Quirk's avatar

Dammit, if I hadn't been exposed to red sun radiation at the time. . .

[Geek winnage]

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Why can't people be happy with weed, whites and wine?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

From the comments: <i>Just imagine if there was a person brave enough or dumb enough to come forward to state that there were other shooters and not Adam Lanza. Just imagine if you found out the Obama administration planned and orchestrated the slaughter of these little children. Is it any wonder that no one is speaking out - no witnesses from the school - at least no one the locals know and no video footage of Adam entering the school, etc.</i>

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bobbert's avatar

Consider this. Millions -- literally, millions -- of people will read the phrase "Stupidest Man on the Internet" and immediately think "Jim Hoft". Doesn't that warm your heart just a little bit?

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bobbert's avatar

Sure you will.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dok, you could challenge him to a battle of wits, though he'd lose badly.

If only Hoft had been armed...

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Shypixel's avatar

Don't whine Dok. It's unbecoming.

Also: No Ponies? Things must really be dark...

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chascates's avatar

Or young and brown.

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