Stupidest Man On the Internet Jim Hoft has perpetrated more blogging about the Sandy Hook massacre. As usual, he also performs multiple acts of vandalism on facts and logic. Today's flaming bag of dogshit on the internet's porch contains one (1) factual error and one (1) wholly specious conclusion. We shall resist the urge to stomp on it, but will rather douse it with the Water Of Fact-Checking and then carefully remove it with the Tongs of Sweet Reason.
While I was googling up the numbers in my comment, I saw that. But factcheck.org sez it&#039;s 85% of children killed by guns in the wealthiest nations, not the entire world. Still pretty sad. We&#039;ll spend trillions to fight al Queda, diminish all our liberties, but not lift a finger to stop the terrorists within our borders, the NRA.<br /><br /><br />http://www.factcheck.org/20...
My crazy neighbor wishes Chuck was on top of the WTC with a bazooka during the attack. Mostly because a bazooka would do fuck-all to a plane flying at 500 miles per hour and then we&#039;d never have to listen to Chuck Norris again.
The MK-19. I&#039;m sorry, but the firing position for that gun can&#039;t be ergonomically correct.
Is it me, or do the modern US helmets kind of resemble the old German coal scuttle?
If you use the M32 Multiple Grenade Launcher, do you get to have multiple orgasms?
Oh, and by the way. You know what&#039;s really the coolest gun on the planet? The one that&#039;s not in the hands of a lunatic who lives in a society where it&#039;s harder to buy the fucking charger for my Black and Decker drill than it is to completely outfit your lunatic gun porn closet collection.
From the comments: <i>Just imagine if there was a person brave enough or dumb enough to come forward to state that there were other shooters and not Adam Lanza. Just imagine if you found out the Obama administration planned and orchestrated the slaughter of these little children. Is it any wonder that no one is speaking out - no witnesses from the school - at least no one the locals know and no video footage of Adam entering the school, etc.</i>
Consider this. Millions -- literally, millions -- of people will read the phrase &quot;Stupidest Man on the Internet&quot; and immediately think &quot;Jim Hoft&quot;. Doesn&#039;t that warm your heart just a little bit?
Boy, just imagine there was a sanity test required for voting...
While I was googling up the numbers in my comment, I saw that. But factcheck.org sez it&#039;s 85% of children killed by guns in the wealthiest nations, not the entire world. Still pretty sad. We&#039;ll spend trillions to fight al Queda, diminish all our liberties, but not lift a finger to stop the terrorists within our borders, the NRA.<br /><br /><br />http://www.factcheck.org/20...
Define &quot;help&quot;...
Because if you look at it from a gun-<i>seller&#039;s</i> perspective...That&#039;s one more sale! Helpful!
Scud missiles in the sandbox, JUST IN CASE
My crazy neighbor wishes Chuck was on top of the WTC with a bazooka during the attack. Mostly because a bazooka would do fuck-all to a plane flying at 500 miles per hour and then we&#039;d never have to listen to Chuck Norris again.
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Question and observation:
The MK-19. I&#039;m sorry, but the firing position for that gun can&#039;t be ergonomically correct.
Is it me, or do the modern US helmets kind of resemble the old German coal scuttle?
If you use the M32 Multiple Grenade Launcher, do you get to have multiple orgasms?
Oh, and by the way. You know what&#039;s really the coolest gun on the planet? The one that&#039;s not in the hands of a lunatic who lives in a society where it&#039;s harder to buy the fucking charger for my Black and Decker drill than it is to completely outfit your lunatic gun porn closet collection.
Don&#039;t be silly, this is clearly a job for killer drones.
Dammit, if I hadn&#039;t been exposed to red sun radiation at the time. . .
[Geek winnage]
Why can&#039;t people be happy with weed, whites and wine?
From the comments: <i>Just imagine if there was a person brave enough or dumb enough to come forward to state that there were other shooters and not Adam Lanza. Just imagine if you found out the Obama administration planned and orchestrated the slaughter of these little children. Is it any wonder that no one is speaking out - no witnesses from the school - at least no one the locals know and no video footage of Adam entering the school, etc.</i>
Consider this. Millions -- literally, millions -- of people will read the phrase &quot;Stupidest Man on the Internet&quot; and immediately think &quot;Jim Hoft&quot;. Doesn&#039;t that warm your heart just a little bit?
Sure you will.
Dok, you could challenge him to a battle of wits, though he&#039;d lose badly.
If only Hoft had been armed...
Don&#039;t whine Dok. It&#039;s unbecoming.
Also: No Ponies? Things must really be dark...
Or young and brown.