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Make sure it's the kind we like.Stay away from the Ted Cruz model, though. It makes you want to rape your sister.

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Waiting to teach Truck Fump that lesson in November.

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Time for the Why Not Both meme.

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Mann Coulter ranted about the seditiousness of watching the World Cup:https://m.youtube.com/watch...

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He is a shade of stupid I have not yet seen in the Pantone deck.

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"But I certainly won't change my personal opinion, but it's the law of the land." - Kasich's ringing endorsement of gay marriage. I'm certain he'd choose justices that would affirm the law of the land.

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*sigh* another proud day in the badger state. The UW Madison has had a rash of racist acts recently, always accompanied with some reference to drumpf. A Beloit soccer mom on the local radio described the situation in detail, and suffice to say I wish I had a coach to hold me after hearing that vile shit. I'm at a loss on this one, other than preaching to the choir about the danger validating this sick ignorance by allowing this filth a fucking megaphone on the MSM. Wisconsin was the first state to give women the vote (if I remember 6th grade history class correctly), had numerous socialist mayors, gave birth to John Muir, Aldo Leopold and Georgia O'Keeffe, had the longest running communist community in the U.S., but also gave us Joe Mccarthy, Scott Walker aND ZEGS. Sadly, our better angels seem to be dwindling. I'll be at the bar after my shift on the phones for the DNC.

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You beat me to it! Where's our short-fingered vulgarian?

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Josh, is that you?

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Reverse racism is the term, and it's all the (out)rage in rural fucking America among Truck Fump supporters.They're the ones who bitch loudest about the hardships of being politically correct.Otherwise known as mutual respect and decent manners.

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I am banned from The Gateway Pundit. One of my proudest achievements.

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Same thing that's embedded in Steve King's skull.

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Pfft. Everybody knows it's their left hands.

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IKR? Just shows that public skools don't even racist good! Charter skools awl da whey!

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You just made my grandma's favorite expired salad. Did I mentioned my grandma is also expired?

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Closeted? Why the very idea! Not more than a handful in recent decades, I can assure you that much!

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