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bobbert's avatar

In several places at the same time. It's magic!

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bobbert's avatar

If I could, I would give you multi-fists simply for the ATHF reference. Also, decent analogy.

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bobbert's avatar

Talk about burying the lede. You're IRISH?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Marty Kelley?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that would have been my first guess

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

welcome aboard

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

more shit spews from his mouth than his ass

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Either him or Hitler, amirite?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

I went to the link ... the comments are the greatest. I found out that a major force is TEH ACORNZ!!! Yes, the feared Acorn is involved. Geeze, when I get old can I look forward to being that simple minded too? If so, I'm thinking I'll take to going to zoning board meetings and alert them to plots.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well, we would be sorry about exposing your ineptitude and ignorance for all the world to see. But since the world pretty much knew you were already a bunch of inept and ignorant doofuses beforehand, such an apology would seem a bit redundant wouldn't you say?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Someone is being more than a little clueless about the <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Streisand_effect" target="_blank">Streisand effect</a>.

Pity. (Not really.)

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I don't know about giving up real names. Those batshit rabid mouth foaming wingnuts will "research" your phone number, where you work and harass the fuck out of you. This shit they pulled this week was very close to inviting a lawsuit and they're fucking asking YOU for an apology? Un-fucking-real.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

They've cultivated and fed those mouth-breathers.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

"Conservative talk radio" (i.e. screaming idiots with no facts ginning up the mouthbreathers, who are also without facts or sense) has been spewing this luxury hotel crap for two days straight. It's like derpy game of telephone - every time I hear something about it, it gets more ludicrous.

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The Quirk's avatar

See, you libtards going on about "facts" this and "research" that are living pre-9/11. This is the internet age, fact-checking is a dinosaur-- we don't have TIME for "research", we've got screens to fill!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The official <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ddOk6kUXioA" target="_blank">apology</a>

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