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Incoming Ham's avatar

Also too: Only libruls are susceptible to ebola. Good conservative patriots are protected by gods grace and medicare.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Here’s the answer. Forget the question."

Way to go, Limpballs: telegraph to the audience the very definition of "words out of context." Not that the dittoheads are capable of noticing.

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Jared James's avatar

It's all of 'em, Katie. Like always, only more so.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>Did you hear what you just heard? You want me to translate this for you? ‘Cause I am perhaps the only one who can. All right. Listen to it again. Here’s the answer. Forget the question</i>

And therein lies the problem with the modern right- once 'ol Rush is done with his shuck and jive, these toothless yokels are all standing there, slack jawed, drooling and nodding, eagerly reaching for their wallets in appreciation to some con man who has done them the favor of "explaining" to them what they just heard or saw. These chronic marks just can't wait for some slick talking grifter to wrap everything up in a pretty bow, after carefully molding it into something that fits their preconceived biases, then spoon feed it back to them, devoid of any semblance to reality. It's just so much easier than knocking the cobwebs off the rusty set of tinkertoy gears that serves as a brain and figuring out what they just witnessed for themselves. No wonder they proudly call themselves Dittoheads

As for Jimbob's rabid pack of depraved howler monkeys, they're just the ones too stupid to figure out how to use an AM radio...

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Painter of Goats's avatar

I see your point.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

always steal from the best...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Widespread Panic libul!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and moar cowbell

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

her also too, you betcha

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

You know, for people who supposedly have 'an awesome god' on their side, these conservative fks sure are a bunch of whiney scaredy pansies.

Go back in the basement and pray harder you stupid fkwds.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Hemp for the win! All the rolling upfists, my friend.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

"While the odds are low, with the Africa based virus now being transported by international plane travel the summit has the potential to become a real life Outbreak movie or 24 episode."

Or, possibly, the odds are that the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES will meet with other WORLD LEADERS at a summit SMOTI would pay no attention to were all the attendees white.

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The Quirk's avatar

Is Rushbo actually TRYING to look like a cheap knockoff James Bond villain? 'Cuz that's what he looks like in that pic.

As for disease, I thought that was going to be the mission of those little Hispanic bastards invading us from the south.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Stupidest Man on the Internet churns out bullshit like Beyonce churns out singles.

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schmannity's avatar

So Solomon's 700 wives and 300 concubines are OK but Kenyans are filthy polygamists?

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Painter of Goats's avatar

I heard he is renaming Air Force One the "Ebola Gay" which has been modified to disperse the virus in contrails while he zigzags across the U.S. wasting jet fuel and secret service hours paid for by the U.S. taxpayer.

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