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CATMAN's avatar

Old joke: what's the difference between pussy and parsley--nobody eats parsley

Jonny On Maui's avatar

It's full of pollen! That's nothing but flower cum!

Edit: Headslap!, couldn't even read down one comment, could you jonny...

Jonny On Maui's avatar

Worry if he comes home with art books and socks...

yyyaz's avatar

Yeah, I'd forgotten that one. :)

Jonny On Maui's avatar

Wow. You folk had it easy. The youngest spawn at one time grabbed some spare checks and gave the account number to a porn site.

There were some spirited discussions that day...

Jonny On Maui's avatar

The only thing that Heinlein wrote that made any sense was that one sentence.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh my. Yes, we were lucky.

arundel's avatar

No snark, what a beautiful O'Keefe painting at the top here.

yyyaz's avatar

Even though I detest, abhor and vilify religion, I hate (not a word I just throw around) the fucking do-goodniks and love Ibrahim. I cannot contribute any more than the widow's mite, but if you have personal contact with him, please share this if you like.

yyyaz's avatar

Sniff, sniff...someone cooking liver and onions?

yyyaz's avatar

Can't/refuse to use the wiki. Great pix.

yyyaz's avatar

So THAT's what all the Green Dolphins were renamed.

Querolous's avatar

But what about Montana and Maryland?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

If it makes you feel better, imagine that this fellow is being persecuted for his ethnicity, not his religion.