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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

WRONG! Weird Al wrote his remarks on <i>paper</i>, Sarah Palin™ writes her remarks on her <i>hand</i>. Also Weird Al is a colorful character who's video is in black-and-white, while Sarah Palin™ has no character and sees the world in black-and-white.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Perhaps he practiced polygamy over there. Just got some practice time in, is all I'm saying.

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WOW, didn't know that. <blockquote>Romney, who was seriously injured in the crash and <strong>was momentarily feared dead</strong>, has long said there was nothing he could have done to avoid the tragedy.</blockquote>Does this mean he has a French birth certificate for his reincarnation after the crash?</strong>

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Dick the halls, Barb.

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Lana, is I anal?

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Bravo, O Vrab!

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I need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Jim Cantore, say, or maybe that Stephanie Abrams babe.

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Bezoar's avatar

Ha! They never come up into the hills! Pass me a groat cluster, would you?

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Bezoar's avatar

"Well the bricks lay on Grand Street, where the neon madmen climb; They all fall there so perfectly, it all seems so well timed. And here I sit so patiently, waiting to find out what price You have to pay to get out of Going through all these things twice."

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