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why on Earth was he trying to print it? Good grief.

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No proxy, no VPN. They make it easy for the Feds, and easy for the Porn Trolls, too. (I've helped defend against the latter sleazeballs, and it's not fun.)

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Jared lives in Zionsville? I don't remember seeing him fighting in the final battle against the squiddies.

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So, Al Gore, right?

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If you're white, of course.

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He was really big into the stuffed crust.

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Somebody was asked what they thought would make a great mascot for a restaurant, and their response was a bunch of diseased looking rats touching food and screaming. The rest was history.

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Indiana.

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Also, reminds me of the "Papa John's Pizza' owner/huckster, and a little 'Joel Osteen'esque'? I wonder who 'skeeves' these people out?

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stop talking to the homosexual priests. they don't want you there anymore.

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I checked with the Catholic Church, and they told me that some of those kids were asking for it...

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And with an equal absence of snark, I can finally say, "Cool story, bro"

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Well is some kind of undocumented immigrant and he isn't white, so the chances are yoooooge that he is a drug-peddling rapist.

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If I had known they did things like that, I never would have gone GDI.

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In all fairness, God needed a little help from the Huckster on that one.

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I will. I don't want to believe someone with so much to lose (and a family too) would get involved in child porn.

But it's never, ever a good sign when the FBI rolls up to someone's house looking for evidence of child porn possession or creation. Warrants are required; I am pretty sure any judge is going to be extra-careful before granting a warrant for this. The mere insinuation can ruin lives and reputations.

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