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There is a place in Charleston where you can order a sample platter of both Carolinas and Texas style chicken, ribs and pork. I'm pretty sure the kitchen is a portal to the Pearly Gates because there is no other way to explain that much heaven on one table.

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Dibs on Ruthenia,

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Seriously... WTF is that abomination supposed to be anyway?

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Wait, I think someone beat you to it. What was his name again.....?

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Naomi Riley reminds me of the 24 year old East Coast journalist from Bon Appetite magazine who wrote an expose of Texas BBQ. He, like Naomi Riley, was full of shit and couldn't pour piss out a show with the instructions on the heal.

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One thing you can say about Republicans is that their standards are always just high enough that no one that they don’t like can ever meet them.

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No wonder she couldn't hold on to him!

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Evidently you are unfamiliar with the extremely serious issue of BBQ. Try telling someone from North Carolina that you prefer mustard based wet sauce (South Carolina) and you are likely to be slapped with an open hand.

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I haz a confused... we learned earlier this week that womeenz are supposed to submit to husbands and so on and so forth no such thing as marital rapiness... so in what year did married Wendy Davis (D-BadazzB) earn her prostitute and whoah girl scout badges?

Oh wait... I forgot the wingnuts said it was 10-12+ years after lieburl Harvard gave her a flower scented pink diploma and the day after her student loans were paid off.

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The non-city ones smell like Whitetail Tarsal Gland.

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and because she is attractive... they really, really hate that.

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