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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>Time to wash away the Dowd fanfic, the Douthat dour, the Friedman babble, the endless reminders that the world belongs to the rich, by diving into a pool of cheap whiskey because that’s all we can afford.</blockquote>

If I had money to spare, I'd surely invest it in shares in whoever makes Excedrin right now.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I love that the travel chick gets corrected on her pronunciation of Cinque Terre.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I thought <a href="http:\/\/tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com\/2013\/10\/03\/travel-diary-the-intoxicating-tradition-steeped-charm-of-new-orleans\/" target="_blank">this little nugget of shit</a> was the worst NYT article this whole week.

Ikimizi's avatar

Wonkette should buy a vowell.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she must have got into Peggy's stash

Jared James's avatar

Forget about those 10,000-seater Prosperity Jesusvilles. Most of them get their own stoplights, either before or after local government realizes what they're in for noonish.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

They're too fat-heady by half. I'll give you that.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'll hand them the knife if it helps

malsperanza's avatar

The NYT got rid of its sports pages years ago.

malsperanza's avatar

Of course, the poor sod who paid $15 million for that apartment is waking up this morning to the sad realization that he or she will have to live in Trump Tower.

Let the wild Schadenfreude rumpus begin!

schmannity's avatar

Does Amazon carry pitchforks?

MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>Time to wash away the Dowd fanfic, the Douthat dour, the Friedman babble, the endless reminders that the world belongs to the rich, by diving into a pool of cheap whiskey because that’s all we can afford.</i>

How 'bout an acid bath...for Dowd, Douthat, and Friedman? (I hear it's wonderful for the complexion.)

Mahousu's avatar

Oh, c'mon, who could complain about insights like this: <i>"The thrill of Ms. Cyrus is that it’s virtually impossible to know what her insides look like."</i>

It's true, she gives radiologists fits.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i> “We are simply calling to fund the entire government except for the Affordable Care Act/Obamacare.”</i>

This shutdown is the Confederate flag emblazoned on the pickup truck of their very souls.

Hell, to surrender to Obama at this point would be to cut their TruckNutz off.