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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>Time to wash away the Dowd fanfic, the Douthat dour, the Friedman babble, the endless reminders that the world belongs to the rich, by diving into a pool of cheap whiskey because that’s all we can afford.</blockquote>

If I had money to spare, I'd surely invest it in shares in whoever makes Excedrin right now.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I love that the travel chick gets corrected on her pronunciation of Cinque Terre.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I thought <a href="http:\/\/tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com\/2013\/10\/03\/travel-diary-the-intoxicating-tradition-steeped-charm-of-new-orleans\/" target="_blank">this little nugget of shit</a> was the worst NYT article this whole week.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Wonkette should buy a vowell.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she must have got into Peggy's stash

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Jared James's avatar

Forget about those 10,000-seater Prosperity Jesusvilles. Most of them get their own stoplights, either before or after local government realizes what they're in for noonish.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

They're too fat-heady by half. I'll give you that.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'll hand them the knife if it helps

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malsperanza's avatar

The NYT got rid of its sports pages years ago.

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malsperanza's avatar

Of course, the poor sod who paid $15 million for that apartment is waking up this morning to the sad realization that he or she will have to live in Trump Tower.

Let the wild Schadenfreude rumpus begin!

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schmannity's avatar

Does Amazon carry pitchforks?

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>Time to wash away the Dowd fanfic, the Douthat dour, the Friedman babble, the endless reminders that the world belongs to the rich, by diving into a pool of cheap whiskey because that’s all we can afford.</i>

How 'bout an acid bath...for Dowd, Douthat, and Friedman? (I hear it's wonderful for the complexion.)

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Mahousu's avatar

Oh, c'mon, who could complain about insights like this: <i>"The thrill of Ms. Cyrus is that it’s virtually impossible to know what her insides look like."</i>

It's true, she gives radiologists fits.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i> “We are simply calling to fund the entire government except for the Affordable Care Act/Obamacare.”</i>

This shutdown is the Confederate flag emblazoned on the pickup truck of their very souls.

Hell, to surrender to Obama at this point would be to cut their TruckNutz off.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh, she is AWESOME!

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