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Monica Lewinsky? Seriously?

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Baby Jesus protect me from NYT thinkpieces about sports.

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And also the ones without the word "Clinton" in them.

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Plus, Woody is Jewish and the GOP has a grand time trying to sort out its position on Teh Jewish. OTOH, the Joe Lieberman old wrinkled Israel/Jewish vote loves those profound intellectual fillums about the angst of rich Manhattanites and will be offended if he is prosecuted in the court of public opinion. Whereas Mia is a WASP and a liberal and a spokesperson for the UN, so: evil. So they can side with Woody and hate Mia and her kids. OTOH, they are spozed to be courting the lady votes, and this is a lady issue, right? OTOOH, the GOP attacking a Jewish icon in the court of public opinion is apt to remind people of all the times they refer to their own angst as Kristallnacht. Plus, Mia had Sinatra's kid, and slamming her might alienate the old wrinkled Italian/Mafia vote.

If they're smart, they won't say anything. Comment from Bristol and Bristol's Mom in 3, 2, 1 ...

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He's just short for his DeBlasian weight.

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Given the use of the English language by the average rural Ontarian, I'd say, "Why bother?"

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Hillary didn't completely turn on her husband and rush to the defense of the intern, giving many warm (and photogenic) hugs? That <i>harpy!</i>

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That involves understanding changing demographics...which is math, so probably beyond most of their understandings.

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I'm not saying no one outside of New York or L.A. gives a shit one way or the other about Woody Allen...but this is probably mostly the case.

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