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He violated the Gun Fondler Code of Political Correctness, and paid the price.

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I "oil my gun" with plenty of "butter."

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1. Check 2. Check 3. Check 4. Check

Now my Sunday is complete.

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I do a pretty good Peggy Noonan impression, except for the writing part.

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<i>This week’s Sunday NYT is also extra full of propaganda because it won’t stop shilling for notorious leftist Bill de Blasio, who is basically Chairman Mao mixed with Lenin and sprinkled with Malcolm X.</i>

I suspect Bill de Blasio will some day be spoken of with the same revere and awe as Bill Brasky... "Bill de Blasio is a son of a bitch!" "Bill de Blasio once helped Peggy Noonan get sobered up just so her could drive he to drink again!" "I heard Alec Baldwin has a summer home in de Blasio's groin!" "Are you guys talking about Bill de Blasio? I know Bill de Blasio!" "Bill de Blasio turned a black lesbian woman straight, and their son has the most beautiful Afro you've ever seen!" "To Bill de Blasio!"

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Hoisted up and then thrown off the bully parapet.

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It's a thankless job, so they gave it to the biggest dumbshit they could con into taking it.

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...another sad victim of ghey-on-straight political intimidation.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

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Shit, I'm balmy in central Texas: 19F, 08F windchill.

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Now that Princess Snarlyface has dropped her senate bid what will she do next?

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I do my writing when I am stone cold sober, so I can't blame the awfulness on demon alcohol, sadly. Once I have a drink I can no longer find the keyboard, which is OK because in that state I am also unable to follow a train of thought even just to the end of the platform. It leads me to a life of indecision, and sad memories I cannot recall.

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You can't spell <i>bully pulpit</i> without <i>pitbull</i>.

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Yeah, he should have stayed in Washington so the chattering class could grouse about how he's got a "bunker mentality" and it's out-of-touch because Real America takes vacations,.

These people, I swear...if they couldn't complain about something for five seconds their heads would explode from sheer pressure.

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Free Pussy! Riot!

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Any chance of Thomas Friedman being <i>eaten</i> by goats?

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