Today's New York Times dives right in to making sure that conservatives hate it, and not just because it isn't just wall-to-wall birf certificate yelling and hilarious cartoons about lynching the president and reviews of new Ted Nugent albums.
<i>This week&rsquo;s Sunday NYT is also extra full of propaganda because it won&rsquo;t stop shilling for notorious leftist Bill de Blasio, who is basically Chairman Mao mixed with Lenin and sprinkled with Malcolm X.</i>
I suspect Bill de Blasio will some day be spoken of with the same revere and awe as Bill Brasky... &quot;Bill de Blasio is a son of a bitch!&quot; &quot;Bill de Blasio once helped Peggy Noonan get sobered up just so her could drive he to drink again!&quot; &quot;I heard Alec Baldwin has a summer home in de Blasio&#039;s groin!&quot; &quot;Are you guys talking about Bill de Blasio? I know Bill de Blasio!&quot; &quot;Bill de Blasio turned a black lesbian woman straight, and their son has the most beautiful Afro you&#039;ve ever seen!&quot; &quot;To Bill de Blasio!&quot;
I do my writing when I am stone cold sober, so I can&#039;t blame the awfulness on demon alcohol, sadly. Once I have a drink I can no longer find the keyboard, which is OK because in that state I am also unable to follow a train of thought even just to the end of the platform. It leads me to a life of indecision, and sad memories I cannot recall.
Yeah, he should have stayed in Washington so the chattering class could grouse about how he&#039;s got a &quot;bunker mentality&quot; and it&#039;s out-of-touch because Real America takes vacations,.
These people, I swear...if they couldn&#039;t complain about something for five seconds their heads would explode from sheer pressure.
He violated the Gun Fondler Code of Political Correctness, and paid the price.
I &quot;oil my gun&quot; with plenty of &quot;butter.&quot;
1. Check 2. Check 3. Check 4. Check
Now my Sunday is complete.
I do a pretty good Peggy Noonan impression, except for the writing part.
<i>This week&rsquo;s Sunday NYT is also extra full of propaganda because it won&rsquo;t stop shilling for notorious leftist Bill de Blasio, who is basically Chairman Mao mixed with Lenin and sprinkled with Malcolm X.</i>
I suspect Bill de Blasio will some day be spoken of with the same revere and awe as Bill Brasky... &quot;Bill de Blasio is a son of a bitch!&quot; &quot;Bill de Blasio once helped Peggy Noonan get sobered up just so her could drive he to drink again!&quot; &quot;I heard Alec Baldwin has a summer home in de Blasio&#039;s groin!&quot; &quot;Are you guys talking about Bill de Blasio? I know Bill de Blasio!&quot; &quot;Bill de Blasio turned a black lesbian woman straight, and their son has the most beautiful Afro you&#039;ve ever seen!&quot; &quot;To Bill de Blasio!&quot;
Hoisted up and then thrown off the bully parapet.
It&#039;s a thankless job, so they gave it to the biggest dumbshit they could con into taking it.
...another sad victim of ghey-on-straight political intimidation.
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Shit, I&#039;m balmy in central Texas: 19F, 08F windchill.
Now that Princess Snarlyface has dropped her senate bid what will she do next?
I do my writing when I am stone cold sober, so I can&#039;t blame the awfulness on demon alcohol, sadly. Once I have a drink I can no longer find the keyboard, which is OK because in that state I am also unable to follow a train of thought even just to the end of the platform. It leads me to a life of indecision, and sad memories I cannot recall.
You can&#039;t spell <i>bully pulpit</i> without <i>pitbull</i>.
Yeah, he should have stayed in Washington so the chattering class could grouse about how he&#039;s got a &quot;bunker mentality&quot; and it&#039;s out-of-touch because Real America takes vacations,.
These people, I swear...if they couldn&#039;t complain about something for five seconds their heads would explode from sheer pressure.
No poofters?
Free Pussy! Riot!
Any chance of Thomas Friedman being <i>eaten</i> by goats?