Since it was Nerd Prom aka the White House Correspondents' Association dinner last night, your Twitter timeline was already full of all the barbs and jabs and gentle ribbing that Obama put into his speech, but the the Old Gray Lady moves a bit slower, so the Times has Bamz' comedic stylings as one of today's lead stories.
In its foundation, our country has its seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.
Secret Service doesn't let OHJB drive the Bidenmobile off the property?
Hah! That&#039;s what <i>they</i> think. Fortunately, the Bidenator knows how to ditch them so that he can drive around the dirty streets of Gotham, vanquishing crime with his trusty sidekick Newpope, who rides shotgun. Literally.
I find it highly suspicious that &quot;Ben Gazzara&quot; died just months before Darrel Issa would have surely called him to the <strike>witless</strike> witness stand.
That&#039;s what&#039;s <i>&quot;most</i> scary to [him] about the world today&quot; - and some makers actually pay him good money for his incisive observational skillz?
Today &quot;Cocktail Grunge&quot; would be a worn-out black polo shirt, khaki shorts and sneakers. Tomorrow, if it&#039;s cloudy, it could be something else. What&#039;s the big deal, <i>NYT</i>?
&quot;we need the foreigners to provide a solid uniform foundation&quot;. Is Friedman saying that our kids are leaving school too stupid to become construction workers, or admitting that the Messicans will work for less?
In its foundation, our country has its seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.
Secret Service doesn&#039;t let OHJB drive the Bidenmobile off the property?
Hah! That&#039;s what <i>they</i> think. Fortunately, the Bidenator knows how to ditch them so that he can drive around the dirty streets of Gotham, vanquishing crime with his trusty sidekick Newpope, who rides shotgun. Literally.
I don&#039;t read MoDo - is that word salad typical?
August 28, 1930 to February 3, 2012.
I find it highly suspicious that &quot;Ben Gazzara&quot; died just months before Darrel Issa would have surely called him to the <strike>witless</strike> witness stand.
C&#039;mon, Snipy! Vine or GTFO!
Reading her isn&#039;t something non-schizophrenics can do. Her art has to be &quot;experienced&quot;.
Srsly.
That&#039;s what&#039;s <i>&quot;most</i> scary to [him] about the world today&quot; - and some makers actually pay him good money for his incisive observational skillz?
Good - I have a raging case of typoglycemia and *I* couldn&#039;t make sense of it.
Today &quot;Cocktail Grunge&quot; would be a worn-out black polo shirt, khaki shorts and sneakers. Tomorrow, if it&#039;s cloudy, it could be something else. What&#039;s the big deal, <i>NYT</i>?
Darn you. I&#039;m jealous.
Typohormonal ...
Will they be chucking these fetuses down the catwalk?
American mubobobo.
In a flat and crowded garden.
&quot;we need the foreigners to provide a solid uniform foundation&quot;. Is Friedman saying that our kids are leaving school too stupid to become construction workers, or admitting that the Messicans will work for less?
Ben lies
and you kids get off my lawn...