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Lot_49's avatar

It could happen! Or not!

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Lot_49's avatar

The <i>NYT</i> is so unpatriotic that they published an obituary of an NFL player who didn't <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/news\/the-lives-they-lived\/2013\/12\/21\/george-sauer\/" target="_blank">like </a> pro football.

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chascates's avatar

As usual Dave Barry offers a more nuanced view of the past year: <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/...">http://www.washingtonpost.c...

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chascates's avatar

One of the 'tard sites had the hede <b>Impeached Clinton to Swear In Mayor.</b>

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Zombie Vince Foster

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

One of my stupid republican customers has a Never Forget Bengazi avatar. Is it safe to assume that they all know it's about making Hilary less of a thing for 2016, or do you think there are still some who actually think it is a thing itself? I'm voting for what's behind door A, but then, I think (therefore I am not watching Faux "news").

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The Tea Party sees football as a patriotic citizen's morale booster. If football had to compete in an open market and failed, people would turn to sexual freedom, marijuana use, and become proponents of a single payer health care system.

We can't let that happen.

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malsperanza's avatar

One wonders why the Teatards even care who is mayor of some city they're never gonna visit because of its <strike>black and hispanic citizens</strike> pesky no-guns law.

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malsperanza's avatar

Planet Rand, in the Mussolini system.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

DOMA probably didn't take up too much of his time, though.

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malsperanza's avatar

I somehow accidentally got on the email list of the RNC, which seems to think I am a potential donor. I have their emails set to go straight into the spam folder, but I haven't unsubbed because sometimes the emails are good for a laugh. I just checked today's crop, and - shock! - there is not one word about Benghazi, not even from my good friend John McCain. (Yes: the RNC is still using McCain as a regular spokesman/fundraiser. No, I don't know either.)

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PubOption's avatar

I thought she was last seen in Volgograd.

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PubOption's avatar

St Louis Rams are also trying to work over the state government. <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/new..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stltoday.com/news/state-and-regional/m...">http://www.stltoday.com/new...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How was he bad at insurance fraudstering? The fucker's in Congress, instead of prison.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Imagine if islamaniacs had detonated a truck bomb in front of a Federal Building in, oh, I dunno, let's say Oklahoma City. Teatards woud still be howling about it today (neverferget!), you couldn't build a mosque within miles of the place, and Sarah Palin would be <a href="http:\/\/www.deadline.com\/2013\/12\/sarah-palin-911-photo-copyright-lawsuit\/" target="_blank">cashing in on it today</a> for wingnutz dollars.

Good thing that never happened.

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