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The FDA is taking away her religulous freedumbs!!!!!!!!!

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"This gunk will cure your cancer" = JAIL "This mortgage will cure your financial problems" = BONUS "These mortgage-backed securities will make you rich" = BAILOUT "These derivatives of mortgage-backed securities will make you even richer" = BIGGER BAILOUT "These derivatives betting against those derivatives of mortage-backed securities that we sold to our customers, will make us millions" = MILLIONS (taxed at 15%, for freedom.)

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Given that He would uphold the decision of the lower court, it don't much matter in this case.

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The law has a bit of a blind spot when it comes to religious nuttery. If you pull a Jim Jones, and talk 900 people into drinking the koolaid, you can be jailed (yay, assisted suicide laws), but short of that you're pretty much free to talk your followers into all sorts of voluntary misery.

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My grandmother used lots of olive oil and oregano. She's dead, though, so maybe I'll try your recipe.

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Your post is missing the final "T".

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Holy sheet. What's that whirring sound coming from Thomas Jefferson's grave?

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She's be a perfect fit for the GOP - they'd trot her out everytime they needed to "prove" that they're cool with the wimmenz and blahs. (Just look at how they're creaming all over the teabagging Doctor Blah.)

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A life sentence, shortened by cancer, would be karma cubed. I'd let her have all the C Extract she wanted.

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I've been treating my lung cancer by smoking Dutch Cleanser for years now. Where the fuck is my money?

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Don't know nothin' between Tom Baker and Chris Eccleston.

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And if you do these 7 things, you're sure to get Alzheimers!

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It's a sure sign that the general public has gotten wise to GOP and Faux News fucktarditude. All their whining about Obummer has faded into a droning sound, just part of the background noise.

Meanwhile, the wingnutz are outraged that people have gotten tired of their outrage. If they expect us be outraged at our lack of outrage, I think they're in for a disappointment -- which will trigger more outrage. Reince, repeat, ad nauseam.

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(I think Amazon made them add that "skin emoliant" label though, for cover. At my local botànica, it's in the "Destroy Your Enemies" section. <a href="http://www.bpbotanica.com/S..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.bpbotanica.com/Snake-Oil_p_632.html">http://www.bpbotanica.com/S.... It's cod liver oil & mineral oil, BTW.)

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I guess this C has been extracted to jail.

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