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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

ICE don't need no x-ray (and other make believe) shit. Just throw the shit on the ground, rummage through it a bit, and make the owner collect it all together and get it OUT of your M-F-in' way. We got another POS right behind you we need to strip search. MOVE IT!!!!

kmblue187's avatar

As a cartoon you posted said, "What a stupid time to be alive."

OaktownMom's avatar

Trump's ICE goons predictably already arrested a woman at the SF airport, terrorizing both her and her young daughter. Take your ICE "help" and shove it, Mr. Tom "Canned Ham" Homan. Here's another $50,000, now go away.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

The way things look right now, a *highly trained* plumber (except for Markwayne) would do a better job than ICE.

Jim Worth's avatar

>>Republicans, for such strong “alpha males,” are the biggest pussies when held even slightly to account.

Pussies are soft, warm, welcoming, and can take a pounding. Can't say the same for these tough guys

Sojourner Truth's avatar

Bessent can definitely fuck off into the sin.

(typo - I meant sun but I kinda like it)

Sojourner Truth's avatar

It's the very design.

pstokk's avatar

It's important to note that this is not ICE who have replaced TSA. SFO has other arrangements for TSA tasks so not affected by the shutdown, as I understand it. This is ICE there on there own agenda, could be any airport anywhere in the country anytime.

Mavenmaven's avatar

shorter Homan- "if we can invade a whole country without planning, certainly we can invade the airports"

Sojourner Truth's avatar

shorter Homan - Bovino?

tehbaddr's avatar

Lurvs that gif! Good choice Michael.

Rad's avatar

ICE, meet Airport Karen. Karen meet ICE. Enjoy.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Arned guards at American airports demonstrate pure, unadulterated authoritarianism.

Fascism has moved in and made itself comfortable at the helms of rule in America.

Oy!'s avatar

But Trump ordered the masks off, and no assault weapons – he understands that his MAGA-Gestapo cosplay won't go over well with middle & upper class, mostly white Americans.

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"Why Trump Wants ICE to Ditch the Masks at Airports

It’s an inherent admission that the optics of masked federal agents are meant to terrorize a certain demographic."–https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/03/ice-airports-masks-trump-theater-of-war/

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Just [un]dress rehearsal for deployment to the polls later. Probably a step up on the paranoia as well: They're still there, but it's harder to tell now.

nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

Airports have de-icing spray.

They should use it.

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

So, ICE at airports -- just handle it the way it is handled at motels. Stick all the ICE in a metal box with the temperature set to 0 or below.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Kevin Hassett: "If the war were to be extended, it wouldn't really disrupt the US economy very much at all. It would hurt consumers, and we'd have to think about what we'd have to do about that, but that's really the last of our concerns right now."

Scott Bessent: "We have plenty. We have a trillion dollars."

Hey MAGA struggling with high prices, they're telling you this RIGHT TO YOUR FACES. Do you get it NOW?

Larry Schmitt's avatar

That's our debt, you moron. Times about 40.

Oy!'s avatar

"We have a trillion dollars."

Then pay back the illegal tariffs, STAT!

Sojourner Truth's avatar

That's the trillion. tramp will keep it and claim "WAR IMMERGINGY"

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

WHERE DID THEY GET THAT TRILLION IF THEY'RE NOT LYING? FROM US, THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER!! Fucking Epstein class can FOAD. Good grief they all OOZE. So gross.

Antifa Commander's avatar

And can we have our cancer researchers and USAID and shit back, please?

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Sending unqualified ICE agents to screw up our airports even more?

Best idea since the ‘discovery’ of the paperclip!

/s

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

Just don't give them access to the fire trucks.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

COLLINS: Who's idea was it to put ICE in airports?

TRUMP: Mine. That was like the paperclip. Do you know the story of the paperclip? 182 years ago a man discovered the paperclip. It was so simple. And everybody that looked it thought, 'Why didn't I think of that?' ICE was my idea.

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